Me: Do you guys have the rape fries?
Waitress: ohh sorry we only have cnc fries
*puts my head down on the table so no one can see me cry*
Me: cnc fries are fine
dickbin voice no batman you don’t understand i have to make the duct tape on your mouth wet with my saliva or it won’t come off no i can’t just tear it off and i also cant use the water surrounding us