Quibbler Facts

We print 100% true facts. Period. Stop sending us howlers, Arabella Figg, Your cats are all unregistered animus wizards and we can prove it.

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Is Rufus Scrimgeour smuggling lethal doxy venom in the country to poison the gnome population? MORE IN THIS MONTH'S QUIBBLER! #conspiracies

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Cornelius Fudge: Is he a vampire or is he a boggart? More on this in this month's issue of the #Quibbler!

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The Common Narwhal is the result of breeding a male unicorn and female blue whale. No one knows what you breed together to get goblins.

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THIS JUST IN! @Hermione___G is a night troll. Avoid her book shaped bludgeoning club and large unkempt hair. Known associate of nargles.

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Perhaps the reason why @Hermione___G wasn't sorted into Ravenclaw is because she lacked an open mind. And flat out refuses to be reasonable.

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#thingsthatdontgotogether Cornelius Fudge and Gringotts Goblins.

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The Quibbler's digital! In addition to our award* winning monthly periodical, we shall now create "tweets" to broadcast the truth. *not true