Quick Erotic Fiction

Short Professional Bang-Bang Stories. Get a Dropcloth; You're Gonna NEED It!

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@criminalelement @J23app Yep

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“Old people are sexual too,” he said. “That doesn’t go away just because you get a few #wrinkles and a sore hip.” He thought he saw the #horse nod. #BillySummers @StephenKing

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@NoLawCannon @robdelaney What does this mean?!? I’m here again!

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@theestallion Megan and @tameimpala is the one-two punch of the fucking century. JAY-zuss!

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@tmmcardle @marslightsnoise @cbmpushpaint Hi guys I came to f*ck

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.@WriterlyTweets "Where's the X?" she pleaded, unshoweredly.

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.@KillerMikeGTO and @therealelp walked the snowy country lane, nipples #erect, cheeks ruddy. They loved #xmas--and each other. #RunTheYules

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She took off her bra and tried to flush it down the toilet. "Clothes aren't poop again!" she yelled at the toilet bowl, #orgasming. #awesome

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"As a kid, I LOVED to put bottle-rockets in a dead snake's butt and light them with a match protruding from my urethra." - @mradamscott

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"Someone's been a naughty boy," she said, caressing his penis with her vaginal walls. "Who?" he asked. #BDSM #mystery #IndependenceDay

[M/S Ride - Night Mode - Mars Lights - MFR @marslightsnoise]

@QuickEroFic seen in the wild at the @replaylounge in #LFK, where @dark_satellites played last night w @SoundsdelMar

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She used her thighs to crush the noodles into a fine paste. "I HAVE SEMOLINA DUST IN MY TWAT NOW," she yelled to the @olivegarden hostess.

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"That was fast," she sighed. "What gives?" He only wept, and again cursed @RWitherspoon's heavy #breathing at the beginning of "Wild."

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The #man put out a #cigarette on a #pussy and it #stung so he said "sorry" and something was so #wrong with his #relationship with his #mom

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"Dios mio!" she yelled during sex because she's a proud, strong #Latina woman who lives HER way. Also because a #dick was in her #butt.

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"Dah ol' cootie ain' nevuh been nah fanah-no why-ree tain'-bush, lawd willin'," the old prospector said to @AlexChancexxx at a press junket.

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"She slipped the large novelty whalebone cup into her lover's rapidly contracting anal walls and thought of #MardiGras2015." @MissLarkinLove

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"Marissa, we can't keep doing this," @ben_mckenzie said. "My name's 'Melissa' and was that an Asian joke? I'm Inuit," she said. @TheOCseries

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"Well, well, well, what do we have here?" he said, upon discovering his own #nipples in a @Target fitting room.

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"O ya bb put yr fuk n my #sex-hole," Bertrand said, which made no sense to Valnessa, his CPA, who had requested his SSN. #GameOfThrones #GBR