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Sit back and get ready for this Cum cocoon

[Thunderlips @Quick_Draw84]

Yesterday was my parents 28th anniversary and they went out tonight to celebrate. So naturally I wanted to see them and the first thing my dad says when he walks in is, “We’ve made it this far cause of how good she looks underneath me.”
Yeah... goodnight to me

[Thunderlips @Quick_Draw84]

Hey @Virginia. I am in fact tweeting from the drivers seat.

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I’m gonna raise my kids on cocaine and candy

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“Rehab” by Machine Gun Kelly

[Hehe Protocol @HeheProtocol]

When the trees start saying “idti cyka”

[Thunderlips @Quick_Draw84]

@McKay_24 I hate my truck that’s wut

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If anyone wants a 1996 F-350 7.3 it’ll be in a smoldering pile in my parents front yard tomorrow.

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Peeing with morning wood might actually be more entertaining than the water show in Las Vegas

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Tim Tebow speaking the truth at #Mets spring training. Will never understand why some people don't like him.

[Thunderlips @Quick_Draw84]

Me: “How is Florida closer than Colorado?”
Jenna: “It’s downhill.”

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@R__arthur Doubt it.

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“Bullet” by Hollywood Undead

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“Caught Up In You” by 38 Special

[Thunderlips @Quick_Draw84]

Totally just beat an Aston Martin in a race on 79. Sure he might’ve been going the speed limit but I totally smoked his ass. #BallerAlert

[Thunderlips @Quick_Draw84]

Unless you’re complaining about Eli Manning and those darn New York Giants

[Fadeaway World @FadeawayWorld]

Imagine being 25 years old from Boston and being able to watch 5 patriots championships, 4 Red Sox championships, a bruins championship, and a Celtics championship

They should never complain about a single thing ever regarding sports

[Thunderlips @Quick_Draw84]

“Wonderful Tonight” by Eric Clapton

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“Faithfully” by Journey

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Why...?

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Breaking: The Cleveland Browns have fired head coach Hue Jackson. (via @AdamSchefter)

[Thunderlips @Quick_Draw84]

“Somebody To Love” by Queen