AJ Ke

Anesthesiologist Assistant in DC/nerd everywhere

[JT @jiratickets]

Sorry babe we can’t afford to amazon dronedash any chipotle peptides tonight, Burkina Faso is still intact so the Polymarket wager went to zero

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

waterbnb, firebnb, and earthbnb

[Deedy @deedydas]

The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University.

This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.

[TripJam @tripjam_app]

If you are an early adopter and have a group trip coming up - it would mean a lot if you checked out TripJam! We are building a travel group chat that makes planning easier with interactive maps, shared itineraries, and an AI travel assistant. Thanks!!

https://t.co/nhYXwKGUPT

[TripJam @tripjam_app]

TripJam means never having to say “where do I find info about our group trip?” and I think that’s beautiful

[Zac Mabry @ZacMabry]

Your outie financed a cheesy gordita crunch.

[AJ Ke @QuickitsAJ]

Some of y’all have never been on the Carousel of Progress and it shows

[Milken Institute @MilkenInstitute]

#MIGlobal is underway, but take a peek behind the scenes as we prepared for the arrival of our attendees!

[AJ Ke @QuickitsAJ]

@AaronPublicTwit LLM with better rizz

[AJ Ke @QuickitsAJ]

Bro

[AJ Ke @QuickitsAJ]

@GeoffBoyardee Big Zuncle Energy

[Kieran Drew @ItsKieranDrew]

Do you sit at a computer for longer than 6 hours a day?

You’re destroying your body if so.

Here’s the setup you need to protect yourself from posture problems and crippling long-term injuries:

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[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

The guy asked for somethin spooky

[patryc🌹dad/daddy🔞 @_patryc_]

in 1920 we took children out of the coal mines

in 2020, the most popular video game on the market is minecraft.

the children yearn for the mines

[AJ Ke @QuickitsAJ]

@reathchris a Zerg player

[AJ Ke @QuickitsAJ]

@AaronPublicTwit When I was a kid I used my pizza change to buy stupid toys from vending machines and nobody told me to buy that shit

[AJ Ke @QuickitsAJ]

@ShadowLabsNFT @nerdanesthesia 👀

[AJ Ke @QuickitsAJ]

@ts_hodl @xnatasxswe @ryanberckmans Why do you need a credit card when you have a bank account?

[AJ Ke @QuickitsAJ]

90% of my personality is being obsessed with my cat and I think that’s perfectly healthy