Quicksand Club

SF Bay Area sketch comedy and podcast. Not an accredited university or significant source of protein.

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Join us on a trip back to that great decade known as the 1990s in our latest podcast. From the O.J. verdict to grunge, we discuss the highs and lows of the Age of the Bartman. https://t.co/UfhkOqVNf6

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Check out our latest episode, about the wide, wide world of sports and our youthful humiliations therein. https://t.co/f8vbYYRgNo

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Our latest episode covers annoying commercials, the perils of toenail fungus, and those cheap bastards who don’t pay their actors enough. Stream it now! https://t.co/MeFIVDuQx5

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Is snow dad better than no dad? Find out in our latest episode, now streaming! https://t.co/qZd9j21Vth

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Our latest podcast is about the wonderful, horrible world of dating. Is Disneyland a bad first date? Is dating identical twins too complicated? We get into these topics and much more. https://t.co/jam2wyIvUg

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Before I started watching horror movies with the closed captions on, I never realized how many monsters chitter.

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Stream our latest podcast episode now! We dig into our favorite conspiracy theories and somehow end up talking about Tom Hanks, as we often do. https://t.co/6wWKIveCtw

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Hey @thatbilloakley pardon the @ but this is the episode we told you about. Perhaps relevant to your interests!

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For our latest podcast, we put down our Wendy’s Baconators long enough to talk about fast food in all its greasy glory. We ponder the very existence of Mac Tonight and discuss whether Five Guys is one guy too many. https://t.co/UEnDOMPdM8

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Here’s a spotify playlist with most of the songs mentioned in the episode: https://t.co/hd5EVQ1Q7A

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For our latest podcast we’re discussing the worst songs ever written. Many hot takes here, so buckle up and let us know which songs you hate and which you love. https://t.co/R4vT6kwZKW

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New episode now streaming! We ain’t afraid of no ghosts. Well, that’s not true, most of us are. In this episode we discuss how to best keep malevolent spirits at bay and whether the Golden Girls are currently haunting anyone. https://t.co/KFas1a3FdZ

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Gonna start releasing heavy metal Christmas music under the name Jacob Gnarly.

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New podcast episode now streaming at all the usual places! Our topic this time is SUMMER VACATION. We remember the agony of TV reruns, the ecstasy of having a friend with a pool, and which Otter Pop best represents Charles Manson. https://t.co/IwPnVIDdny

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New podcast episode now streaming! We discuss cartoons: which ones were good, which ones were creepy, and which ones made us inappropriately horny. Listen now! https://t.co/Fdfsc7jqNM

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Our podcast is now streaming! Every episode is a topic-specific blend of unscripted conversation and scripted comedy. In our first episode, we tackle the mysterious world of dreams and nightmares. Check it out wherever you get your podcasts! https://t.co/y6LPcsH40E

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This morning, I told my therapist about a sandwich I’m looking forward to eating. Is that normal? She said it wasn’t.

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@Joshstrangehill I want it dark and gritty. Snyder would be perfect.

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“Hot Ones” feels like a Japanese version of “Charlie Rose.”

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@peterbakernyt He was never “up to the job.” How could he be still?