Quidbitch

Loves Quidditch. Speaks sarcasm. Banter is always welcome. #quidbitch

[Quidbitch @QuidbitchUk]

Who would watch a quidditch romcom if one existed? Is it commercial enough yet? #AskingForAFriend #commercialisation #movies #romcoms #quidditch #nosalt #justpepper

[Quidbitch @QuidbitchUk]

The chasers chase the quaffle, the beaters beat with the bludgers, the keeper keeps the goals safe and the seeker seeks the snitch. What do I do? #staytuned #maybesomedayillfinishthistweet

[Quidbitch @QuidbitchUk]

No matter where you are and what team you support, the quidpolitics always seem to be the same...#quidditch #socialpolitics #teams

[Quidbitch @QuidbitchUk]

I know it's been ages since some snarky quommontary, but that's cuz it's been ages since I've been around quidditch. And ah, how I miss it.

[Quidbitch @QuidbitchUk]

I didn't tweet the final because my phone died, but it was just...perfect. #dropbears #congrats #teamAusforthewin #quiddichworldcup2016

[Quidbitch @QuidbitchUk]

Never seen a crowd so hyped as the US/UK match. We are riled!!!! #worldcup2016 #quidditch #canwestartyet?

[Quidbitch @QuidbitchUk]

If UK plays like Senior chants, US doesn't have a chance. #worldcup2016 #quidditch #colonialismisreal #originalbrexit

[Quidbitch @QuidbitchUk]

On the edge of my toes for Aus vs Fra. Both teams are playing top form. This is seriously good quidditch. #worldcup2016 #notevenbeingsalty

[Quidbitch @QuidbitchUk]

Day 2 of the #QWC16 and I've missed all the morning matches. #overslept #Iblametherain

[Quidbitch @QuidbitchUk]

Mexico and Canada aren't let the US come between them. Okay, bad joke, but this should be a good match. #quidditchworldcup2016

[Quidbitch @QuidbitchUk]

Watching quidditch is exhausting. #worldcup2016 #spectatorproblems

[Quidbitch @QuidbitchUk]

Let's chant with Team Ireland: "We'll all be drinking Guinness when we lose." #quidditchworldcup2016 #chants #winorloseatleasttheresbeer

[Quidbitch @QuidbitchUk]

Team "I guess we should have practiced" Ireland is getting slaughtered by Team "we're more than just waffles" Belgium. #quidditch #WC2016

[Quidbitch @QuidbitchUk]

Ollie Brigden, from Team "mostly just the Puffs" Ireland, got a red card for doing something...and Belgium pulls ahead. #WC2016 #Quidditch

[Quidbitch @QuidbitchUk]

Team "I possibly had grandparents that were Irish somewhere down the line" Ireland are keeping it tight with Belgium. #quidditchworldcup2016

[Quidbitch @QuidbitchUk]

Trump wants to make America great again. He should be watching Team US for inspiration. #quidditch #worldcup2016 #flawless

[Quidbitch @QuidbitchUk]

Brooms up for USA vs Germany. The Americans really aren't screwing around.

[Quidbitch @QuidbitchUk]

Australia: Lovely off pitch. Brutal on pitch.

[Quidbitch @QuidbitchUk]

Found out Canada won by reading other tweets. #hasCanadafoundtheirinnerAmerica? #QuidditchWorldCup2016

[Quidbitch @QuidbitchUk]

Also, I don't promise accuracy or details. I generally don't actually know what's going on. #whatsquidditchanyway?