Underrated truth: your life gets better when you stop needing every decision to be optimal. Pick the restaurant. Buy the decent pair of shoes. Choose a book and start reading it. We waste an absurd amount of life comparing versions of experiences instead of having one. A good choice made quickly is often more valuable than the perfect choice you spent three weeks researching.
Between hearing Grier and McDaniel threaten him if he didn’t stay healthy all off-season and then watching him run for his life behind a brutal OL in the first half of the season, I’m not surprised this is where we’re at. He’s going to get traded or cut and have success elsewhere. Maybe he gets hurt again, maybe he doesn’t. I have way more faith that Tua will be successful than the Dolphins will be successful. They’ll draft their version of Zach Wilson, Anthony Richardson, Justin Fields, Trey Lance etc.
Dearest Miami Dolphins Organization,
If I sent you my therapy bills,
you’d fold the franchise.
If I invoiced you for my gray hairs,
you’d declare bankruptcy.
Thirteen years old
that’s when I last saw a playoff win.
Every week since then,
I show up like a fool with hope in my chest.
And every week,
you find a new way
to break it.
Today’s second half?
Abysmal.
Unwatchable.
A joke without a punchline.
Grier and McDaniel?
Still employed.
For what?
For this?
And what hurts most
you look around the league,
watch teams lay it all on the line,
and realize just how far
we are from even sniffing that level.
I’ll keep watching,
because apparently masochism
is a core requirement
of Dolphins fandom.
But I’m tired.
So very tired.
Love & peace, ✌🏼
Your loyal hostage.
You hate. He delivers.
“Tua can’t stay healthy”
-Played all 18 games in 2023.
“Tua can’t throw deep”
-Most Air Yards since 2022.
“Tua will hurt Tyreek’s career”
-Best back to back seasons for a WR in NFL history.
“Tua is only good because of Tyreek”
-Waddle has 3 straight 1,000 yard seasons. Set rookie records and got paid!
“Tua should retire”
-Lead the NFL in Passing Yards.
“Tua’s a chubby stripper”
-Best shape of his life!
“Tua’s numbers are great. But he can’t win a Super Bowl”
-……
Keep hating!
The Miami Dolphins had 1 season above .500 from 2009-2019.
Since drafting Tua Tagovailoa, they've had 4 straight winning seasons. Something the Dolphins haven't done in 38 years.
Its mind blowing that fans what to move on from the second best QB in team history.