The fun part about being adopted is you can start the day chatting with a coworker about his holiday plans traveling to his hometown (which happens to also be your hometown) and end the day confirming that that same coworker is, in fact, your cousin.
Shake from Love is Blind tried to hit on me this weekend which was a massive miscalculation on his part considering I was the only white girl in an otherwise all Indian bachelorette party. I’ve never seen a man humbled so swiftly and efficiently.
Hello friends, if you’re wondering how today went I was trapping a sick cat in my neighborhood and had a bee fly up my dress. The bee wasn’t thrilled to be there. Also I’m allergic to bees apparently.
The cat is ok, cost me $500.
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I drove past the old Shop Rite on Hylan today and at the light thought “damn, that went downhill fast.” Turns out they’re filming the Fallout TV series there and it’s been purposefully decayed unlike every other strip mall on Staten Island.