Dan Stahl

man of letters, aspirant, humanist, romantic, philhellene, peanut-butter fiend, amateur actor / ballet dancer, critic, self-critic & reluctant bohemian

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The sequin-encrusted costumes sparkle as brightly as
@NeilDAstolfo's wit. --> my @NewYorker take on #mistermissamerica, a solo show from
@AFOtheater

https://t.co/NxpYdFCX7u

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@nycHealthy Navigating the vaccine-appointment system this time around went waaaaaaaaaaaaay better. (I got an appt in a couple min, as opposed to nothing after an hr.) Thanks for learning 🙌

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I've spent the past 30 min trying to sched a monkeypox vaccination through @nycHealthy's website. I must have tried at least 20x but keep running into this screen. Others experiencing the same prob. Doesn't seem like pub-health officials have learned much from COVID 😤

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First @NewYorker theater review! Behind its 147 words is a 24-year odyssey of passion and perseverance. I know, I know, it's not about me; it's about @Titanique

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About to ingest 4,000 calories (peanut-butter whiskey, chocolate ice cream, caramel, marshmallow fluff, peanut-butter chips, and a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup) 😋🙃😵

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Say what you will about the corporatization of Pride, but I wasn’t mad at my employer for celebrating with drag bingo and free rainbow cocktails this past week. Keep it cute, @CondeNast 👏🌈💅🍹#tastetherainbow #playthebingo

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Why does today hate me? (It's even worse than it looks—I'd already eaten one grape gummy before emptying the packet 😭)

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Paperwork done, but still sitting at the gate. "It's like a game of Tetris," the pilot says, of the gridlock on @LGAairport runways. Except for the time it's taking, which is more like Monopoly ☠️

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"We look forward to welcoming you on board soon." You sure about that, @Delta? Cuz after three delays with no explanation offered, I'm starting to wonder...

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Update: finally boarded, but still delayed. This time there's a reason given -- gate agents can't print paperwork needed for takeoff 😵

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This might be my first rage-tweet 👺

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My mixed feelings and thoughts on @FireIslandMovie, courtesy of @BookFilmGlobe

https://t.co/Ym5JULiCbN

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My Netflix exec fantasy, courtesy of @SlackjawHumor
https://t.co/3WPxKkwRLT

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Why, @cvspharmacy, why?

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Among the more unexpected texts I've received #huh

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In @IndustryCity, even the foliage is manufactured 😮

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@Jayaratnahhh @tnyshouts @NewYorker Thanks, Miriam ♥️ Glad you prevailed and found your way to the piece!

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If at first you don't succeed, try at least five more times. That's how I induced @NewYorker to green-light one of my pitches. Behold! https://t.co/t4B19n1om0

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@Jayaratnahhh @tnyshouts @NewYorker Thanks—and bummer! I just double-checked, and the link worked for me. Maybe try with a different browser? 🤷‍♂️

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@illuministchris @NewYorker Glad it hit the spot, Chris 😁

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@billyfrazr @NewYorker Awwww . . . thanks for the kind words, Billy. Very much appreciated!