05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.
Family threw this white boy on the grill and I've just been fiddling with knobs for 30 minutes. Babies are crying, grandparents are discussing the fall of woke, and I think i turned the grill into an IED.