Master Squigley

[Master Squigley @Quigs_TT]

Maaaaaaaannn lol Val been gettin some wild snaps and text lately man. You lucky I ain’t sending them to u lol

But then again I might start lol

[Thelonious Capricornio @1_NiBB]

@Quigs_TT I know you turnt when you tap my chest to get my attention and I’m already looking at you 🤣

[Master Squigley @Quigs_TT]

@1_NiBB Sound like me after a couple drinks

[Master Squigley @Quigs_TT]

@1_NiBB Lost

[MLB HR Videos @MLBHRVideos]

Munetaka Murakami - Chicago White Sox (15)

[SELL THE WHITE SOX @HashTagWhiteSox]

This is awesome from MLB. Gonna be using this bad boy for Murakami all year. #WhiteSox

[Master Squigley @Quigs_TT]

“When life gives you lemons, add some shit to make it better. Then sell it to whoever. I’m tryna get this cheddar motherfucker.”

[MLB @MLB]

Munetaka Murakami joins Shohei Ohtani and Seiya Suzuki as the only Japanese-born players to ever homer in 4 straight MLB games 🤩

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

JO ADELL ROBBED THREE HOMERS IN ONE GAME

[Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ @pelositracker]

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D) just reversed her position on military aid to Israel

In 2024 she signed a letter saying "We believe strongly in Israel's right to self-defense"

She flipped her decision because, "Israel has one of the largest defense budgets in the world and even Prime Minister Netanyahu has expressed interest in reducing dependence on U.S. aid"

Yesterday she told the Democratic Socialists she'll vote no on all of it, including defensive aid

Nearly 300 members signed a petition pressuring her to flip before the meeting even started

The endorsement vote closes April 6

[Master Squigley @Quigs_TT]

@1_NiBB These classics

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

Guys! I need help - Harper from Greenfield Ohio got a one our footballs a couple years ago when we launched the company and it has popped recently.

Harper made me a wallet out of the remains of the football and I want to send a new one, but the return address was unreadable.

The part of the return address that I did see doesn’t match up with any address in our system so I need the parents name that ordered it.

Maybe Twitter can help by doing its thing?

RT’s help and if you have any info on who this could be would be much appreciated.

[Master Squigley @Quigs_TT]

@1_NiBB @lordofthebeats Don’t knock it til u try it Juanito 😂😂

[Master Squigley @Quigs_TT]

@1_NiBB “lost” @lordofthebeats

[🗽🍻 @Light_2610]

This is the funniest day ever dude I can't stop laughing

[Thelonious Capricornio @1_NiBB]

@Quigs_TT @lordofthebeats I bet he got the “I eat ass face” right now

[Master Squigley @Quigs_TT]

After this 3.5hr delay at the airport, if the lose my golf clubs…. Ima be tearing into customer service at 2am when we land

[Master Squigley @Quigs_TT]

@1_NiBB I wake up thinkin the same shit bro

[Thelonious Capricornio @1_NiBB]

It’s hard being me

[Thelonious Capricornio @1_NiBB]

Lost