quiinnnn

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

mentally i’m here

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

I will also add that in the Midwest 45 degrees in March is approximately 10 degrees warmer than 45 degrees in October.

It is science.

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

deep on a case with an old friend

[charli @charlidamelio]

if you knew me when i had a side part no you didn’t

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Unpopular opinion: 30° and no wind is warm

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

A child was baptized in the church of the Midwest earlier today

[T @tylerthecreator]

you is who you is

[antonio garza @antoniiogarza21]

the sexual tension between me and dying

[Lord Cyr @kio_cyr]

if i ever become an option, don’t pick me

[John Fritchey @johnfritchey]

Canada must feel like they live in an apartment above a meth lab.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Physically impossible to just leave

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

In psych class we learned that when a group of people go through an extremely traumatic experience together it bonds them for life which is why I’ve always felt like the animators that designed the wolves for the twilight series still stay in touch for support reasons

[zane @zane]

was just told I’m having a baby girl with Gigi Hadid?? very unexpected but.. we’ll make it work! Thoughts for names? was thinking Pacific Coast

[billie eilish @billieeilish]

Billie released her debut album “WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP, WHERE DO WE GO?” one year ago today.
Listen: https://t.co/WpjPWqNI20

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

There’s all these tweets about midwesterners saying “ope.” What really needs to be talked about is the phrase “Welp” you use to express an unspoken need hidden by a desire not to inconvenience anyone after a particularly good conversation but it really is time to get going

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

That no matter how hard you try, you physically can’t stop yourself from slipping out an “ope” after bumping into someone

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“The Midwest feel”

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners be like
⊂_ヽ
　 ＼＼Ope ‘scuse me
　　 ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
　　　 >　⌒ヽ
　　　/ 　 へ＼
　　 /　　/　＼＼gonna sneak
　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ
　　/　/
　 /　/|
　(　(ヽ
　|　|、＼past ya
　| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
　| |　　) /
ノ )　　Lﾉ
and grab a chicken sandwich from Kwik Trip

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

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Ope just gonna SNEAK past ya and grab that