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[Attah Akor @attah_akor_]

Today we go produce everybody file

[Africa Uncensored @AfUncensored]

When the presidency, the military, and the cabinet stay in the family, who is really running the country?

In our latest explainer, @MoigeWilliam examines how African leaders are handing top government positions and elite military commands to their children and spouses, from South Sudan to Cameroon.

#UncensoredExplainers

[Mayowa Durosinmi @mayowadurosinm1]

Lol. Here he was in Jerusalem in 2013, professing his unwavering love for the zionist state.

[$ @jxtsummer]

disappearing is my way of handling things, ain't shit to talk about

[B.O.D @bod_repuplic]

No matter how highly respected you are,if you stay in someone’s house for too long,you will lose respect.

[Jesuferanmi @Jesuferanmmi]

THIS IS DEEP 🙄

David Hundeyin just spilled one of the DEEPEST SECRETS about PRESIDENT Tinubu…

This is what I call INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Once your money finish, your family go face the next sibling wey get money

[son of the sun @The_Solifer]

“Obey before you complain” has to be the most stupid shit I’ve ever heard older people say

[BIGDANN🦅 @bigdann_x]

Two people who have had sex before will still have sex anytime they meet somewhere they’re comfortable.

[publikphigor @publikphigor]

Amaechi has actually been saying this for a long time and it is sadly true. We're too comfortable for the mess we're in.

[ire @ireaura]

you think you know a guy until you watch him watch football 😭

[Oṣóyínká 🪔 @sledge_baba]

One habit I picked up from someone I dated many years ago and I still practice till date is detailed apology.

In her words "Olayinka, I'm sorry is not a complete apology. What exactly are you sorry for?"

[Ghost St Patrick @_kayode__]

Man United go dey alright , I get many things wey dey do me .

[Dennis M. Hogan @dennismhogan]

Someone once told me that fear of heights is not really the fear of falling but the fear that the irrational urge to throw yourself over the edge will become irresistible. True in my experience

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

“And the Ballon d’Or winner is… Michael Olise!”

Olise:

[LILSON @Lilson_1]

Marrying a less attractive woman because she has good character is a valid choice.

[Évał🌻 @Thefairguy01]

Wait… The Simpsons really made an episode about the Rapture. 😳

And what they showed happening after it is even crazier. 💀

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

1 liter of fuel in Iran: ₦38.
1 liter of fuel in Libya: ₦32.
1 liter of fuel in Saudi: ₦823.
1 liter of fuel in Nigeria: ₦1,500.

Minimum wage in Iran: ₦165,000.
Minimum wage in Libya: ₦210,000.
Minimum wage in Saudi: ₦1.4 million.
Minimum wage in Nigeria: ₦70,000.

Min. wage in Iran will buy 4,342 liters.
Min. wage in Libya will buy 6,562 liters.
Min. wage in Saudi will buy 1700 liters.
Min. wage in Nigeria will buy 46 liters.

The four are oil producing nations.

[Mufu Montana @LordOreos_]

I hope they’ve all been arrested?