Teddy Quinlivan

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[Teddy Quinlivan @QuinlivanTeddy]

“Are you dining alone today?”
me: No just me and my demons

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@esaagar Wtf are you smoking? Italy is amazing, I’m American citizen living in milan and the fact that i can pay for a weeks worth of food for under €100 and there are the sexiest people alive just casually walking around on the street is proof enough that Italy is superior. Bitch please

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Where is the lie? #MetGala #MetGala2023

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Some of you are aging horribly and you’re getting exactly what you deserve

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Honestly no, I don’t want to go to your gay little casting

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I’m sick and tired of being the second hottest person at the party

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When the most interesting thing about your fashion show is the celebrity walking it and not the clothes… 🥴

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She had no business being at the world premiere of Shrek

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Hosting Drag Queen Story Hour tonight in the basement of my pizza shop!!!Dress code: Balenciaga 💅🏻

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Balenciaga groomed me as a child! …And I loved it

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When the girls who work at Brandy Melville grow up they become waitresses at Lucien

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If you make a man cum the deed is done.

If you give him blue balls, you’ll receive missed calls.

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Same energy

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TQ Dating Tip #1: Don’t hang out with men who have school shooter energy.

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new couple name alert!!! Megan Fox and Machinegun Kelly = Megan Kelly

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can Tik Tok please stop showing me food videos right after showing me pimple popping videos… my algorithm is cursed

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Changing your pronouns in your insta bio doesn’t make you trans, it just makes you annoying and stupid.

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Cringe des Garçons

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Nightclubs in nyc are glorified brothels

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BREAKING: Soho House Kabul has closed.