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I’m Queer, Biracial and Cheap so let’s get shit done

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Want to help Palestine today? Please share https://t.co/lZDteqBmbt

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The people have spoken. Not even now will we buy it. #emptyshelves #decolonize-hummus #ratherstarve

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I can be your Gyro baby...

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Cow cheese= Heart attack.

Soy Cheese= Fart attack

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Check out this fest all weekend! I know you’re already annoyed with your visiting relatives, take them here!

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I’ve decided to go back to my Vegan roots for a month, mostly because I miss having to poop every time I leave the couch like my geriatric pit bull.

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I know I’m a slow driver, but today my dad (sitting in passenger seat) flipped someone off for me. I guess I’m a slow asshole too.

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Thick bitch bra
Shopping. Like shoving some jellyfish into a compression sock.

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It’s social worker appreciation month, my name on all Cash Apps is: I_can’t_find_you_affordable housing_but_can_get_you_a_spot_at_an_earthquake_readiness_class

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This flight delay is really messing with my Tampon schedule.

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@tickiworld I mean, they are still standing by the rose ceremony. We’d be passed out in the pool on a doughnut shaped floaty by then

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They could never make a queer lady version of the Bachelor cause we’re all too cheap to buy that many dresses and stay sober-sounding for so long with unlimited open bar

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But we would definitely be ready for that engagement at the end

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It’s Social Work appreciation month.
Work: “sorry we’ve run out of funding for 2019 celebrations”
Also Work: “But we should probably have a 4 hour planning meeting for how to celebrate next year.”

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Living that sustainable life.
*Turns heat up
*Eats ice cream with no pants

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This dress was not forgotten.

An airline 'rescues' a forgotten bridesmaid dress ✈️ https://t.co/ztLPTIyYLE

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Have to enjoy the small moments. My son crawled into my lap to sit with me tonight. And then he peed both our pants.

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My Arab family Celebrates EVERYTHING with food. Not just the normal stuff.
“Cousin Leila got a nose job. We are roasting a lamb”