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Faster than a well constructed paragraph.

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Happy Mother's Day

Another in my line of bastardized greeting cards:

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My Italian improves with hand gestures.

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My wife came home from work and saw a coffee mug on the floor that I had set down for the dog and she asked if it was chocolate milk as if I am an irresponsible guardian of our beloved pup and I defiantly replied, "It's Coors Light!"

True story.

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@thesulk Oooh... (what @danandhisbass said)

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@thesulk Oooh... (nine days later)

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@thesulk Clueless, but then I'm still trying to figure out "gunter glieben glauchen globen".

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Spirit Airlines gave up the ghost.

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@thesulk My wife left me. Now I'm onetheless.

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So many guns, so little peace of mind.

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My super-power is talking like my dad. Meet my sidekick.

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Look at Hungary telling Trump and Vance they are worthless pieces of shit. Way to go, Hungary.

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Some folks driving to church must worry they're going to hell because they drive like bats out of.

#HappySunday

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@Unclegary9 Thanks, G. I am so hurt.

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I just discovered my wife has three Lifehouse CDs. Our marriage of nearly fifty years survived her dalliances with Hoobastank, Trapt, and Linkin Park but I'm not sure we can get past this.

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My wife and I swapped lists of potential retirement destinations. Mine includes Bloodbuzz, OH.

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I wonder how many who accuse others of TDS were afflicted with BDS, OBS, and CDS.

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Today was Chicken Soft Taco Tuesday.

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He is resin!

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"Conquest is easy. Control is not." Pete Hegseth. (Just kidding. It was James T. Kirk.)

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Grocery stores should hide their eggs on Easter Sunday.

#HappyEaster