Nobody sees the 5am runs.
Nobody sees me choosing a salad over fries.
Nobody sees me doing yoga in a peaceful sunlit room.
Because I don't do any of these things.
Cashier: That will be $58.49.
Me: *pulls out $100 bill*
Cashier: Sorry, we’ve been having issues with counterfeit bills lately. Anything smaller?
Me: *pulls out $75 bill*