Jordan

🇬🇷 Greek. 🍃 Stoner. 🙋🏻‍♀️ Human. ⚡️⚡️⚡️Forever trying to make it to Friday.

[Jordan @QuippyGypsy]

Love @jimmykimmel!!!

[Jordan @QuippyGypsy]

@BacheloretteABC I want to watch this season so badly. What happened was not okay but it was old and seeing her journey away from the drama of Dakota would be amazing. If people don’t want to watch, fine but there should be an opportunity for people who do.

[Jordan @QuippyGypsy]

I’ve realized @Andy has the best job, he gets to interrogate people on their tea while not being a part of it at all.

[Jordan @QuippyGypsy]

What’s your favorite brand and why is it @KingsHawaiian?

[Jordan @QuippyGypsy]

Just had my heart broken on a Thursday. @BeisTravel SOS

[Jordan @QuippyGypsy]

Sir, your Andre is showing 💀

[Paul Scheer @paulscheer]

Liam McNeely’s Uncle wore his formal bucket hat to the nba draft.

[Jordan @QuippyGypsy]

If June were a song, it would be Hotel California

[Jordan @QuippyGypsy]

@SpiritAirlines did yall stop going from Phoenix to Chicago? If so that’s a major bummer.

[Jordan @QuippyGypsy]

I for one, am really stoked about #borderlands4

[Jordan @QuippyGypsy]

@HelenM17813215 @ananavarro I’m not a federal employee and I got the day off. Most companies give it now just fyi.

[Jordan @QuippyGypsy]

@CynthiaThi18042 @j00ny369T Do you realize that this makes no sense? The letters don’t even line up correctly.

[WheelERdoc @realEDdoc]

His. Former. Vice. President. Told. Us. Not. To. Vote. For. Him.

His current VP candidate called him America’s Hitler.

Almost every single one of his prior Cabinet members said he is grossly unqualified and dangerous.

We are a nation of imbeciles. I hate everyone.

[Jordan @QuippyGypsy]

The only thing making me feel better right now is that maybe @KariLake can get the hint AZ will never choose her.

[Jordan @QuippyGypsy]

If god didn’t want me to sing in the shower, he wouldn’t have made my shower head microphone shaped 🎤

[Jordan @QuippyGypsy]

To all my “BuT tHe ChArGeS wErE dRoPpEd” people…

THEY NEVER SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED.

Federal protections were in place to avoid blurring local religious beliefs with constitutional laws. Overturning Roe set women back. What’s next, our voting rights?

#handmaidstale2024

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

This is only the beginning folks

[Jordan @QuippyGypsy]

This is literally the most depressing thing for me 😫

[Jordan @QuippyGypsy]

A bug just flew up my nose. I’m done with today.

[Jordan @QuippyGypsy]

You ever have those kind of dreams you don’t want to wake up from? Last night’s is gonna live in my mind for a while.

[Jordan @QuippyGypsy]

Just sitting here minding my own business and then I get sad remembering the @tacobell @stanley fumble. Don’t even care about the free Baja blast I just wanted the cup…

[Jordan @QuippyGypsy]

@tacobell must have crashed or something because my husband and I both got the “access drop” option multiple times and only saw 404 errors. Then it closed. 😫😫 so sad we missed out on the Stanley