Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ

❝Tell me there's something better. Go ahead, try.❞

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @QuipsAndWebs]

"Just gotta mention, this suit is beast. Seriously, the best"

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @QuipsAndWebs]

"You know what I need? A sleek, shiny, totally-my-aesthetic black suit."

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @QuipsAndWebs]

"Also no, I am not dead.

For real.

I swear.

I promise.

I promise that I swear to the promise."

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @QuipsAndWebs]

"Screw you, homework."

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @QuipsAndWebs]

"Ugh, dude! It's too cold for me to be wearing /spandex/!"

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @QuipsAndWebs]

"All of you need to calm down.

All."

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @QuipsAndWebs]

"New Years Resolution is to be earlier at.....everything."

"..."

Snort.

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @QuipsAndWebs]

"Snow is a great thing!

When it's not slowing your web swinging down of course."

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @QuipsAndWebs]

@YassinLNL //yassin I will destroy you

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @QuipsAndWebs]

"YO.

STANK?"

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @QuipsAndWebs]

"Has anyone seen Mr Stark?

No?

Hold up, I got this..."

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @QuipsAndWebs]

"To make up for missing everything that's been happening, I freely offer to do janitor duty."

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @QuipsAndWebs]

"Yes.

I am alive."

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @QuipsAndWebs]

"Good afternoon, peeps."

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @QuipsAndWebs]

"WOO-HO-"

Slams into a wall mid swing.

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @QuipsAndWebs]

"Hey, so....

Not dead, getting that outta the way..."

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @QuipsAndWebs]

"Then you're doing a good job!
Seriously, you are.
Keep up the good work!" https://t.co/xbVYCMcD5B

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @QuipsAndWebs]

"You have some pretty not-bad selfie skills there Miles!

Probably better than mine, anyway."

https://t.co/yAeaK7VSD1

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @QuipsAndWebs]

"So I hit a building mid swing today.

My nose still hurts."

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @QuipsAndWebs]

@ForUncleBen "Nah, I can't.
Already ate.

There something else to do?"