Gaieté 🐢

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the ce- Oh not that type of bio?🙊
No matter, I'm more of a chemistry person anyway👩🏻‍🔬

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

Turns out that "gifted child" who used to finish exams in 10 minutes without studying, read entire novels under the desk during math class, and got praised for being hyper-mature... was actually just an undiagnosed ADHD kid running on pure, unregulated novelty and high-stakes pressure.

[Re-energising Your Career @career_re]

#AcademicTwitter😂#phdvoice #PhDlife

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Does anyone else with ADHD feel like you're on the edge of every friend group but never the core?

Everyone has their people. And you love them. And they like you. But somehow you're always slightly outside the circle looking in.

[k @yslnadi]

when your toxic traits are isolation and avoidance but your love languages are physical touch and quality time

[Charly Wargnier @DataChaz]

> Starbucks' AI can't even count coffee cups right
> Microsoft pulling the plug on Claude for its own team
> Uber burned $3.4B in AI budget in 4 months just to see zero return

3 massive setbacks for AI taking our jobs this week.

NATURE IS HEALING. WE ARE SO BACK.

[madzia ˙ᵕ˙ @inCHident_ver]

if this is someone's first season as f1 fan, i feel so sorry for you

[Mia³ @ricciardosbabe]

maybe it's the new regulations, maybe it's the Merc domination or maybe it's the long breaks between the races but F1 doesn't hit the same anymore 💔

[ꨄ︎ rain. @anxietyatrest]

🧎‍♂️

[marion¹ @pitlanelando]

F1 this year isn't feeling real to me at all like i don't know if it's the schedule or the new regs but is anyone else feeling extremely dissociated from it 😭😭😭

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

1. It hasn't cured cancer

2. If artificial intelligence software does cure cancer, it will not be the LLMs and image generators that that "anti-ai" crowd are complaining about. You know this and are being intentionally obtuse

[Ndeeleh❤ @sleendeel]

Tjoo Cyril’s economy💔 I can't even buy shampoo, conditioner, serum and sunscreen in the same month

[Mark Burgess @markburgess_osl]

Only a small exaggeration

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Autism: I need a predictable job.
ADHD: I need a stimulating job.
AuDHD: I need a predictable job that is also stimulating and structured but creative and stable but surprising in the good way only

[໊ @wynavira]

oopsies lost myself for about six years there

[Mima @RealLifeGold]

She’s expensive too !

[m @skitzocat]

how do i even get out of this frickin loop