Manic Pixie Dream Girl

carpe diem :)

[Manic Pixie Dream Girl @QuirkyMPDG]

you should take more risks! like dating conventionally attractive women who say nice and uplifting things like “you should take more risks”

[Manic Pixie Dream Girl @QuirkyMPDG]

i never believed in love but...i think.......i love...................listening to your stories about your dad

[Manic Pixie Dream Girl @QuirkyMPDG]

i don't do tinder—i like to meet naturally, which is why i bump into everyone i pass and graze their hand as we pick up the novels i drop

[Manic Pixie Dream Girl @QuirkyMPDG]

i don't believe in the institution of marriage but i do believe in the institution of sneaking into weddings to dance and eat free cake

[Manic Pixie Dream Girl @QuirkyMPDG]

@prettyinpinkos sadly no. but went to school in providence and also wrote a play about it!

[Manic Pixie Dream Girl @QuirkyMPDG]

@QuirkyMPDG (real play is not that inscrutable! this is what i write when not making variations on this same joke. come if you’re in town!)

[Manic Pixie Dream Girl @QuirkyMPDG]

look, i’m not perfect, ok? i’ve got flaws. like smoking cigarettes, and having low self-esteem, and lacking any depth or specificity

[Manic Pixie Dream Girl @QuirkyMPDG]

"i'm not some stereotype," i tell you, conveniently overlooking the fact that 'girl who rejects stereotypes' is very much a stereotype

[Manic Pixie Dream Girl @QuirkyMPDG]

emotionally stunted and distant? i think you're mispronouncing "quirky and mysterious"

[Manic Pixie Dream Girl @QuirkyMPDG]

of course this quarry/home depot/stranger's funeral isn't conventionally romantic! that's why we have to kiss here, to prove we're unique

[Manic Pixie Dream Girl @QuirkyMPDG]

@save_the_beees i won't deny it

[Manic Pixie Dream Girl @QuirkyMPDG]

i’m the only one who’s not intimidated by your vast intellect and awkward demeanor and heavy sighs

[Manic Pixie Dream Girl @QuirkyMPDG]

@alizardx that is who i turn into when there is a full moon

[Manic Pixie Dream Girl @QuirkyMPDG]

i've never told anyone this before, but i've told people "i've never told anyone this before" soooooooo many times before

[Manic Pixie Dream Girl @QuirkyMPDG]

i’m the kind of person who wouldn’t have facebook but i have to have facebook bc otherwise you can’t gaze wistfully at my profile picture

[Manic Pixie Dream Girl @QuirkyMPDG]

who needs antidepressants when you have women who collect turtle-themed knickknacks and aren't constrained by social norms

[Manic Pixie Dream Girl @QuirkyMPDG]

@QuirkyMPDG (the answer is yes)

[Manic Pixie Dream Girl @QuirkyMPDG]

don't ask me if i play the ukulele. why would you ask me if i play the ukulele? look in your heart. you know you know the answer.

[Manic Pixie Dream Girl @QuirkyMPDG]

don’t take time to smell the roses—roses are such a conventional symbol of love and beauty. take time to smell the dandelions ;)

[Manic Pixie Dream Girl @QuirkyMPDG]

@QuirkyMPDG all in the name of helping you prepare to kiss somebody else who is a little more real and tastes a little less of alcohol

[Manic Pixie Dream Girl @QuirkyMPDG]

i’m like a human breathstrip: i freshen things up for you and then melt away forever