Michaela 🦇

A twat, ten times. Rik & Ade are my comedy heroes 💛 Dingbats improviser 🤩 Proud blood donor 🅱️➕ She/they #AuDHD #NDSquad

[Michaela 🦇 @QuirkyMerky]

@Pageturner20 @GhostWraith7 @WW_Direct Lmao you haven’t read the books, have you? It’s only in the film that he has his turban in Diagon alley. They messed it up!

[Michaela 🦇 @QuirkyMerky]

Yet when my mum applied a few weeks ago, she heard back the same day! The man at the box office the other week said they are usually very quick. So why is mine taking so long?! It’s unfair! Really shocked & disappointed at this. I need this sorted within the next few days please!

[Michaela 🦇 @QuirkyMerky]

@LWTheatres I applied for the access scheme 2 weeks ago, emailed my documentation straight away. Still haven’t heard back so can’t book discounted tickets yet. Nobody is replying to my emails! I want to book for Back To The Future, it ends soon and I keep missing out on seats 😢

[Michaela 🦇 @QuirkyMerky]

@TheWhiteWiggle @RachelCDailey And yet here you are.

Absolute cunt.

[Michaela 🦇 @QuirkyMerky]

@greenday761 @RachelCDailey This pisses me off so much 😭 And the rule about not being allowed to claim UC if you live with your partner and they work full time. How am I supposed to contribute to bills, rent, etc? It’s so messed up. I feel trapped & scared that I’ll never be able to live with a partner 😢

[Michaela 🦇 @QuirkyMerky]

@shann0nf0rd It changed last year. I was so gutted 😭

https://t.co/6DD61qwJDB

[Michaela 🦇 @QuirkyMerky]

In the new @CocaCola Christmas ad, this was the scene a few seconds after the line, “It’s always the real thing” 😂 FFS! State of this ad…

🎵 “AI trucks are coming, AI trucks are coming…”
“Watch out! Look around! AI’s coming, coming to town!” 🎵
#HolidaysAreComing

[Michaela 🦇 @QuirkyMerky]

https://t.co/6DD61qwbO3

[Michaela 🦇 @QuirkyMerky]

In the new @CocaCola Christmas ad, this was the scene a few seconds after the line, “It’s always the real thing” 😂 FFS! State of this ad…

🎵 “AI trucks are coming, AI trucks are coming…”
“Watch out! Look around! AI’s coming, coming to town!” 🎵
#HolidaysAreComing

[Michaela 🦇 @QuirkyMerky]

Why are people only realising now that the Coca Cola Christmas advert is AI trash? It was like it last year too 😭 The last time we saw the one we all know and loved was 2023!
Luckily we can watch it on YouTube, but it’s not the same as it popping up on TV 😞 #HolidaysAreComing

[Michaela 🦇 @QuirkyMerky]

@FURTHERMGC It was like it last year too 😭 So gutted!

[Michaela 🦇 @QuirkyMerky]

@markpe94 It was like it last year too 😭

[Michaela 🦇 @QuirkyMerky]

@not_enough_dark @KerryHo33407755 @KevinCarley3 @BlokeOnWheels BRILLIANT reply 😂👏🏼

[Michaela 🦇 @QuirkyMerky]

I was also patronised in the email, suggesting the items would “Make a suitable gift”. No, I need my money back, and am entitled to it because I’m within the 30 day period! If companies have published return policies, they MUST stick to them. I will take this further if need be.

[Michaela 🦇 @QuirkyMerky]

@The_Oodie Been told via email that I can’t have a refund on my order that I received on 3rd Sep (26 days ago), because according to your staff, I “received the order over a month ago”. Absolute lies & incompetence. I have proof of delivery from Royal Mail.

[Dmdav @Dmdav1]

The dreaded pip review form has come got a loved one. Can I just say the anxiety this process is causing them provoking emotional harm. Any progress forward may be undone. Unless you have witnessed the process , people have no idea . No guaranteed BMW to be seen.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

What the Pringles see.

[Michaela 🦇 @QuirkyMerky]

@drue2514 @Psychologicsal @leicesterliz Also just to clarify - I’m not saying I have over 16k! It’s something that a family member of mine will need to consider, and they don’t have a private pension as they’ve been out of work for years bc of health issues.

[Michaela 🦇 @QuirkyMerky]

@drue2514 @Psychologicsal @leicesterliz So if someone inherits money which takes them over the 16k threshold, they can just start up a pension and put it in there? Or do they have to already have started a pension? I googled it and swear it told me it would be deprivation of capital to put it into a pension!

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Most of us are three bad months away from being homeless.

None of us are three good months away from being billionaires.

[Michaela 🦇 @QuirkyMerky]

@Scumwall Ooh hoo-hoo hoo-hoo! 🤣

[Michaela 🦇 @QuirkyMerky]

11 years ago, we lost the legend that is Rik Mayall. 3 years ago, I watched The Young Ones and Bottom for the first time, and was hooked 😂 There are far too many hilarious moments in Bottom to pick a favourite, but this insult (and the whole rant) is one of them! #RikMayall