Quit Smoking Advice

Advice on quitting smoking, from your friends at FEELTRIP RECORDS

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NOW FINISH YR RIB TIPS, BUT B CAREFUL! OUTDOOR SOCIAL GATHERINGS OFTEN MEAN TEMPTATIONS 2 SMOKE.

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THE VISION WILL THEN VANISH, BUT THE PELT AND THE KEY WILL NOT.

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THEN U MUST SEIZE THE WOLF PELT FROM HIM. YOU WILL FIND IT CONTAINS A GLEAMING SILVER KEY

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THE THIRD TIME HIS WAILING WILL GROW AND GROW UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING BUT SCREAMS

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THE 1ST TIME U REFUSE, THE TODDLER WILL WHIMPER. THE 2ND TIME HE WILL BEGIN 2 CRY.

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THREE TIMES HE WILL TEMPT U 2 EAT OF THE FIRE COOKIES; EACH TIME U MUST REFUSE

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ONE OF THE CHERUBIM HOLDS A SMALL BAKING SHEET FILLED WITH SUGAR COOKIES, EACH DECORATED WITH A TINY CAMPFIRE MADE OF ORANGE FROSTING

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BEHIND THE WAGON IS A PHALANX OF CHERUBIM, MANY-EYED, THEIR TEETH SLICK WITH BLACK BLOOD

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THE WAGON IS PULLED BY A TEAM OF CRYSTAL PIT BULLS, SNARLING AND SNAPPING AT U. EACH HAS THE FACE OF YR EDERLY CHILDHOOD PIANO TEACHER.

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THIS IS GOD

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U WILL B STARTLED BY A CLANGOROUS JANGLING, & LOOK UP 2 SEE A BEARDED TODDLER HOLDING A BLOODY WOLF PELT, LANGUISHING IN A LITTLE RED WAGON

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THE RIB TIPS WILL SUDDENLY LEAP INTO THE AIR AND RECAPITULATE BACK INTO A PIG, WHO STARES AT YOU ACCUSINGLY BEFORE DISINTEGRATING

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U WILL B LOADING UP YR PLATE W/ RIB TIPS AND CHILI MAC WHEN A GHOSTLY TRUMPET WILL SOUND AND TIME ITSELF WILL STOP

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U WILL B VISITED BY THE DIVINE PRESENCE WHILE U ARE ATTENDING A CASUAL, LATE SUMMER BBQ

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2DAY U WILL RECEIVE THE 1ST OF MANY VISIONS.

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IN FACT IT MEANS UR METAMORPHOSIS IS NEARLY COMPLETE! SOON U WILL BE ABLE 2 INVADE THE MINDS OF OTHERS AND DEVOUR THEIR DREAM ESSENCE

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ALL OF THIS IS NORMAL 4 PPL WHO QUIT AND IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF OR WORRIED ABOUT!

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PERHAPS YOU HAVE NOTICED THAT YOU HAVE GROWN MASSIVE, PITCH-DARK TUSKS THAT PROTRUDE PAINFULLY THRU YR LOWER JAW

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U HAVE PROBABLY ALSO NOTICED TH@ U HAVE BEGUN 2 SMELL FAINTLY OF BRIMSTONE

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U HAVE PROBABLY NOTICED THE PHYSICAL CHANGES ASSOCIATED W/ QUITTING, SUCH AS HAVING MORE ENERGY AND BREATHING EASIER WHEN EXCERCISING