Aaron Mattox

Pro-murder. Anti-school. Neutral on herds. Undecided on gaggles.

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@SSN_Alabama Classic, UGA player found guilty of Reckless Diving

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@TheSunnyPodcast @GlennHowerton @RMcElhenney @meganganz @Jill_Latiano https://t.co/pMNCJVJ9sT

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Saw this posted on a bathroom stall at Auburn University. It’s great to see someone is finally championing the cause and taking the initiative to spread awareness for hemorrhoid prevention.

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@NickVita But in reality neither is true and he’s fine

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That makes one guy on the field who doesn’t have CTE

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

Referee shot in the head by cannon during college football game: https://t.co/zT3AW62py6

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@NickVita Nah, because he doesn’t have a brain.

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#JewsAgainstICE ?

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Austrian man breaks world record for longest time spent submerged in ice https://t.co/7pxPi61uLB

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@GabrielleBates https://t.co/5VibZK5nVi

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Jim was Karen’s Roy.

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Ppl are rightfully disappointed in Disney for marketing a CGI remake as a “live-action” movie. I decided to use my graphical abilities to show what Lion King would look like if it was really live-action. Maybe if Disney sees this they’ll reconsider and we’ll get the movie we want

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@thenorthwestman https://t.co/9GMNcafd4b

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@Rotoworld_FB He said “Tuesday”

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@JoshGRR You’ll get there. Just, follow my dreams

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@JoshGRR I had the most random dream recently where you had a verified twitter account. Honestly thought it was real until just now. I guess it seemed possible enough to me that I never questioned it.

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All my QuickTime screen recordings end the same way. Me googling how to end a QuickTime screen recording

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@arisadne I left it in a closet of that apartment, hoping it would change someone’s life

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@arisadne

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@arisadne I am Mark Brendanawicz

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@thenorthwestman https://t.co/Rw47852gx8

Typical southerner, doesn’t care about the environment

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@thenorthwestman Trying to rhyme with you here has proven problematic

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Had a bit of a scare
from this grizzly bear