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Delightfully Weird. Amateur Cat Wrangler. Hater of Caterpillars.

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In case you were wondering how my day was going I just lost my keys while inside my car.

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@Ask_Spectrum Hiya! What’s going on in Ballston Spa? Been out of commission three hours now!

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#Netflix nailing my week thus far

[Mohammad Hussain @MohammadHussain]

Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year I am not going home, because pandemic, so my roommates are teaching me how to have my first proper Christmas.

I am approaching this with anthropological precision.

Here are a few observations.

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@emjahn_ This is a personal attack.

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@emjahn_ Favorite tweet of 2019.

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@emjahn_ Every. Time.

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The ICU, while initially terrifying, is the Club Med of this hospital.

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I renamed the smart outlets in my house “Kevin” and “Bacon” And Merry Christmas to myself, Alexa.

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@casshudson @WTEN Ballston Spa - Rowland between Northline and almost to Geyser.

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I should have a “This is what made me cry today” warning system for my coworkers. We’re at threat-level Springsteen’s Glory Days this morning, folks.

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Act II is going on three years. They’ve been messy, confusing years, but oh, the amount I’ve learned...https://t.co/Nr9T6D82Jx

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And sometimes you say “fuck it” and buy yourself a ticket to France #expensivecopingmechanism

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Just realized my neighbor Tim and I always talk over the fence so I’m Wilson from Home Improvement and fuck yeah #lifegoals

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@DoubleOGrill Hey thanks for not accommodating my handicapped father on Father’s Day. Appreciated. 😘

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This is an important read that hits close to home. https://t.co/a8VxB5oyau

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Electric fence went in next door and now there are free-range Golden Retrievers in my life and I’m deliriously happy about it.

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Dad: Would you marry a prince?
Me: For money, yes. Does that make you proud?
Dad: No, but the answer is not unexpected.

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@mutha_board I have Insta Storied them before because all things yes about that name!

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Stylist: Your skin looks amazing!
Me: Thanks! It’s 75% chemicals I can’t pronounce!

[NYT Styles 💖 @NYTStyles]

Bill Cunningham left us a surprise. https://t.co/QYqg154HLc