Joseph Horr

Every move I make is a step closer to bacon.

[ABC11 EyewitnessNews @ABC11_WTVD]

Mark Robinson failed to file federal income taxes for 5 years, bankruptcy documents show https://t.co/l9MTcfdgh8

[Joseph Horr @Quixand2_0]

@ApexPolice Links are broken. “Page not found,” and 403 error, respectively.

[Joseph Horr @Quixand2_0]

Wouldn’t “reverse racism” mean having no presumptions about anyone regardless of their genealogy?

[Joseph Horr @Quixand2_0]

Can confirm.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Most squirrel bites originate at the front, or “bitey end,” of the squirrel.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Pi are not round...

[Joseph Horr @Quixand2_0]

What driver doesn’t know you can’t do this? Come on! Everyone thinks they’re the Most Important Person in the World.

[CBS 17 @WNCN]

VIDEO: North Carolina students almost hit by car passing stopped school bus https://t.co/ow8xYpSbJT

[Joseph Horr @Quixand2_0]

@AmazonHelp Sat and Sun don’t count as delivery days? Noted.

[Joseph Horr @Quixand2_0]

Baffled by items tagged #Prime on @amazon that will not arrive next day. What does #prime #shipping even mean anymore? I’m looking at an Amazon Gift Card in a birthday gift box, proudly stamped “✅prime,” that won’t arrive for 4 days.

[Joseph Horr @Quixand2_0]

@AmazonHelp Haven’t placed the order. Looking at Prime delivery options and they’re Monday, Feb 20 “Prime Delivery” or Friday, Feb 24 “Amazon Day Delivery.”

[Zane B @zb_collects]

Honestly what are the benefits of Amazon prime anymore? It used to be free 2-day shipping but that hasn’t been a thing for most items for quite a while I feel like.

[MMD @mikeymightyd]

Amazon prime ain’t shipping in 1-2 days like it used too

[Jess 𐚁 @MusicEqualsLuv]

Amazon Prime not priming like it used to. What happened to one day/two day shipping? 🙃

[GoldenToilet @joshmeyerrx]

Maybe I missed it. Did Amazon prime update their policy where instead of 1-2 day shipping, everything is now 7-10 day shipping?

[Joseph Horr @Quixand2_0]

Legit wiping tears from my eyes as I retweet this.

[Joseph Horr @Quixand2_0]

I just earned the 'Brewery Pioneer (Level 30)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/Iz1hFuMuUO

[Joseph Horr @Quixand2_0]

I just earned the 'Untappd at Home (Level 10)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/B4DVhJpgbW

[Joseph Horr @Quixand2_0]

I just earned the 'Wit, Weiss, and Weizen' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/hazxd982pD

[Joseph Horr @Quixand2_0]

I just earned the 'Hopped Down (Level 11)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/t9tg1UFEvL