Kerry M.

Accountant, Gamer, Friendly Guy (see also: Canadian), Nerdcore Enthusiast.

[Kerry M. @QuizMasterKerry]

@pax This is an outrage! I am outraged.

[XBOX @XBOX]

Make his finest asset yours

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Ages 18+. Ends 8/11/24. Rules: https://t.co/MI0oKWl1Xf

@Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26

[XBOX @XBOX]

An Xbox with an X-Gene?!

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[XBOX @XBOX]

The perfect Xbox to play on a snow day 🌨

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Ages 18+. Ends 4/22/24. Rules: https://t.co/2MJysfWYF7

[XBOX @XBOX]

🧽 x 🎮 = gotta have it

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Ages 18+. Ends 4/7/24. Rules: https://t.co/61x3XzWMfS

[Kerry M. @QuizMasterKerry]

I'm watching Scrubs for the first time and they finally got to a bit that @beefyness used as a sound byte on a song so old I can't even find online anymore (Ego Monster?). I always thought "Page me when you're heading home" was Beefy, not Zach Braff. My surprise.

[XBOX Game Pass @XBOXGamePass]

the pizza party never stops with these guys🍕

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be sure to see @TMNTMovie in theatres 8/2/23 in the US!

ages 18+. ends 08/13/23. rules: https://t.co/C2Pjfi7yru

[Kerry M. @QuizMasterKerry]

#IAHatCDS #innuendo Sex with me is like a teacher; I have to provide my own supplies.

[Kerry M. @QuizMasterKerry]

#IAHatCDS #innuendo Sex with me is like taxidermy, you'll be left in stitches!

[Kerry M. @QuizMasterKerry]

#IAHatCDS #innuendo Sex with me is like board games, except I have no CLUE.

[Kerry M. @QuizMasterKerry]

#IAHatCDS #innuendo Sex with me is like graphic design. Did somebody ask for GIMP? (remind me to delete this tweet)

[Kerry M. @QuizMasterKerry]

Improv Against Humanity is back! So's my main reason for tweeting.

#IAHatCDS

[XBOX @XBOX]

May the Force be with you.

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Age 18+. Ends 5/31/22. Rules: https://t.co/t5NJGuwaJt

[Kerry M. @QuizMasterKerry]

@LenSanook Certainly not keeping up to date with how Twitter works. (There's a menu for Mentions? What an age we live in)

[Kerry M. @QuizMasterKerry]

December daily doodles

[Kerry M. @QuizMasterKerry]

Now this is a big, fat, hairy deal.
#XboxGarfieldSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

Warning: do NOT feed your console lasagna.

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Age 18+. Ends 12/23/21. Rules: https://t.co/yCF9A3cvV6

[Kerry M. @QuizMasterKerry]

10 years of sometimes feeling like - oh my god - life is so good https://t.co/pvGyXaNFjU @mc_frontalot

[Kerry M. @QuizMasterKerry]

#XboxAllStarBrawlsweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

🧽 x 🐢

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Age 18+. Ends 10/24/21. Rules: https://t.co/Z2VzIdludF

[Kerry M. @QuizMasterKerry]

There's an ad for a gas station that starts off by asking,

"Would you prefer unbeatable cleaning power..."

I sure hope that commercial never comes up during an important meeting because I cannot stop myself from saying aloud,

"Or would you prefer uncleanable beating power?"

[Kerry M. @QuizMasterKerry]

@TychoBrahe even when I am concerned and scared, I can't help but find humour in things.