CLARIFICATION: We are disturbed by reports of Zionists running PARODY accounts, mocking Palestinian news outlets.
As QUNTS, we take our propaganda seriously, providing fabrication and distortion that has been rigorously fact checked in Tehran and laundered in the West.
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Gaza has the most amputees on the planet per square meter. 89 year old Mohammed lost both arms when a Zionist IED was hidden in his fridge.
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On his release, Yusuf told QUNTS News Network, "Before entering the Zionist prison, I was a gluttonous lard-ass on the cusp of diabetes. Now? I've never felt so svelte and healthy. Thank you, Mr Bibi."
On Palestinian TripAdvisor Mr Ouda said, "โญโญโญโญโญ - Would recommend"
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This is the Palestinian Yusuf Ouda from the village of Deir Ammar, west of Ramallah, shown before and after his release today from Israeli occupation prisons, where he had been held for two years under administrative detention.
In temperatures plummeting to 61ยฐF, a Palestinian father and his young daughter rest on the frozen surface of Gaza's ancient Dead Sea.
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HARROWING: Here is a photo of 10,000 fatalities in Gaza, massacred by Israel.
You cannot see them, because they were evaporated with the IDF evaporation guns.
Please update the casualty statistics accordingly, @GazaHealth
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VICTORY: Congratulations to the American Resistance after a resounding win for President Jill Stein in the #USAElection2024
Source: Gaza Ministry of World News
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The Zionist IOF has destroyed an entire franchise of Lebanese kindergartens, built to accommodate the displaced children of pregnant Palestinian journalist doctors.
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After the crimes of Pagers and Walkie-Talkies, Zionist infiltrators have added incendiary devices to Jewish flags to attack and maim Palestinian youths.
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Latest QUNTS intel reveals small explosive devices may have been placed in the lining of mass-produced keffiyeh purchased online by white people.
In his live press conference, Netanyahu removes the West Bank from the Zionist map. He also reveals plans to flood Southern Lebanon and Gaza and impose the biblical name, "NETHERLANDS" across Palestine.
Egypt's north Sinai will be colonised by the Zionist Tribe of Flemish.
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Zionists attempt to twist this video, to portray our brave resistance in a negative light.
This is a 1400 year old traditional Palestinian dance of love, where citizens are caressed with papier-mรขchรฉ guns in a symbolic act of affection.
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Welcome to Gaza.
This is Hamas brutally beating a teenage boy. Do not expect any condemnation from the west.
Israel must continue to remove all traces of Hamas forever.
Do you stand with Israel?
Armed with only two bottles of water, a heroic QUNT - his face wrapped in a dampened tea-towel and bound with the heat resistant flag of Palestine for safety - selflessly risks his life to put out a mysterious fire at a Jewish Church in La Grande-Motte, south of France.
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This is Zionist propaganda. Khalil al-Maqdah's LADA Samara Sedan had well-documented carbaretta issues.
Khalil is safe and well, drinking tea in the bodyshop as mechanics replace the damaged part before polishing and waxing away the small dents.
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Reports from Lebanon indicate that a vehicle was struck in Sidon.
According to Saudi Arabiaโs Al-Arabiya channel, the attack eliminated a senior Fatah Palestinian in Lebanon named Khalil al-Maqdah
@aziz0nomics This is a fair comparison of problems caused by IsraHellโs Zionists, meticulously researched by the esteemed Dr QUNT. For the Homeless statistics comparison, please disregard the total populations of 345,426,571 versus 9,287,021.
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We have just finished reading the sequel - โTalmud 2 : The Talmudic Rituals They Donโt Want You To Know.โ
Mel Gibson has bought the rights.
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The Talmud is, after the Hebrew Bible, the central text of Rabbinic Judaism and the primary source of Jewish religious law (halakha) and Jewish theology. Until the advent of modernity, in nearly all Jewish communities, the Talmud was the centerpiece of Jewish cultural life and was foundational to "all Jewish thought and aspirations", serving also as "the guide for the daily life" of Jews.