yúng carb0n t4x

dad says i look like Connor Mcdavid

[yúng carb0n t4x @QuontonSoup]

Okay i eat activia like every other day, and i dont look a thing like Shakira this is outrageous.Those hips may not lie but the yogurt does

[G-Eazy @G_Eazy]

Excited to finally announce my new album 'The Beautiful & Damned'

Coming this fall

Can't wait to share this with the world

[Owl City @owlcity]

Eagle nest cam 24/7 in the studio. #freedom

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

[after standing in line staring at mcdonalds menu for 17 minutes]
me: ok im ready. can you help me not be sad all the time

[Owl City @owlcity]

No but seriously, when can I see you again?

[yúng carb0n t4x @QuontonSoup]

New Foo Fighters song is FUCKEN LIT!!!!!

[Mike Dougherty @Mike_Doc]

This negative review of that new Beetlejuice-themed bar in Hollywood makes me want to live there.

[Foo Fighters @foofighters]

Wake up. Run for your life with me. #FooFightersRun
https://t.co/5fq1IAdyAv

[yúng carb0n t4x @QuontonSoup]

Which of the 63 Ways To Dispose Of The Mosquitoes You Keep Having To Kill are you? Take this buzfeed quiz and find out

[yúng carb0n t4x @QuontonSoup]

I've watched 4 minutes of the Preds/Pens series and fuck boy central Pitsburgh has scored 3 goals so i'm done. Fuck you Malkin.

[yúng carb0n t4x @QuontonSoup]

@benadrylya I guess you could say it's a..... horror scope

[yúng carb0n t4x @QuontonSoup]

"Live fast, eat ass"

[yúng carb0n t4x @QuontonSoup]

Call up everyone you love and drive em'out to California

[yúng carb0n t4x @QuontonSoup]

When i close my eyes,
The quiet scares me.

[yúng carb0n t4x @QuontonSoup]

Google search: how to not cook oasta like a friccin idiot when all your roomates are sleep

[yúng carb0n t4x @QuontonSoup]

When your instagram post maxes out at 12 likes and you are lowkey mad as HECK like thats barely enough to show the number of likes!!!

[yúng carb0n t4x @QuontonSoup]

@YWIR @buttscientist I feel great shame now

[yúng carb0n t4x @QuontonSoup]

@YWIR @buttscientist Lies

[Matt Corman @_MattCorman]

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[yúng carb0n t4x @QuontonSoup]

Tr-EAT your girl right. Also idk how this eneded up on my twitter timeline https://t.co/KpGcFThh4Y

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

How Do I Get My Boyfriend to Go Down On Me? https://t.co/wurdj542UJ