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Official scribe of those Morning Musers, aka The Courage Boys. Found on the #1 radio station in the world, in everybody's world, 1310 am and 96.7 fm The Ticket.

[Qυσтαвʟε Mυƨεяƨ ✒️ @QuotableMusers]

"...so either is acceptable, roofs or rooves." ~ The Junes

"I prefer a good 'F' so I'm gonna go with roofs." ~ Gordo

"I prefer the 'V' so I'm going with rooves." ~ The Junes

"Dang it, you one upped me somehow there." ~ Gordo

[Qυσтαвʟε Mυƨεяƨ ✒️ @QuotableMusers]

"John Travolta is the Army."

Gordo

[Qυσтαвʟε Mυƨεяƨ ✒️ @QuotableMusers]

"Nothing good can happen when you ride a roller coaster."

The Junes

[Qυσтαвʟε Mυƨεяƨ ✒️ @QuotableMusers]

"Unless that cow's milk is flaming nacho cheese flavor, I'm not gonna drink it Great Grandad."

Gordo

[Qυσтαвʟε Mυƨεяƨ ✒️ @QuotableMusers]

"Who is logging erections and putting out vagina reports?"

Gordo

[Qυσтαвʟε Mυƨεяƨ ✒️ @QuotableMusers]

"We needs P1's to be able to sign up for George's erection alerts."

Gordo

[Qυσтαвʟε Mυƨεяƨ ✒️ @QuotableMusers]

"Hey guys."

Ballpark Frank

[Qυσтαвʟε Mυƨεяƨ ✒️ @QuotableMusers]

"You don't keep track of your erections?" ~ Gordo

"No. I guess I oughta start." ~ Jub

[Qυσтαвʟε Mυƨεяƨ ✒️ @QuotableMusers]

"I don't like working with you."

The Junes

[Qυσтαвʟε Mυƨεяƨ ✒️ @QuotableMusers]

"Maybe don't make out with an alligator too, that's sound advice."

Jub

[Qυσтαвʟε Mυƨεяƨ ✒️ @QuotableMusers]

"The last time I did try to pull it out at home, he tackled me from behind."

Killer

[Qυσтαвʟε Mυƨεяƨ ✒️ @QuotableMusers]

"Alright George, rank the gays."

Gordo

[Qυσтαвʟε Mυƨεяƨ ✒️ @QuotableMusers]

"Craig, you gonna bring your bicycle and your costume? That costume really puts the bi in bicycle."

Mushmouth

[Qυσтαвʟε Mυƨεяƨ ✒️ @QuotableMusers]

"Okay, I withdraw my support of Mayor Dingus."

Jub

[Qυσтαвʟε Mυƨεяƨ ✒️ @QuotableMusers]

"Sounds to me Craig Miller supports sex offenders."

Jub

[Qυσтαвʟε Mυƨεяƨ ✒️ @QuotableMusers]

"It was all because Norm wanted to put his hand down my pants."

Gordo

[Qυσтαвʟε Mυƨεяƨ ✒️ @QuotableMusers]

"Will you tweak my pacemaker?"

Gordo

#NursingHomeSexPlay

[Qυσтαвʟε Mυƨεяƨ ✒️ @QuotableMusers]

"Hey big boy, reach inside me and touch my vagina nerve."

Gordo

[Qυσтαвʟε Mυƨεяƨ ✒️ @QuotableMusers]

"I pulled a car with my testicles before and I pulled a car on fire. So I thought why not combine both, but this time do it with my penis."

Gordo

[Qυσтαвʟε Mυƨεяƨ ✒️ @QuotableMusers]

"What causes full blown Chinese?"

Gordo

[Qυσтαвʟε Mυƨεяƨ ✒️ @QuotableMusers]

"I'm tellin' ya, I'm onto something."

The Junes