Quotable Scruggs

Interesting quotes from the one and only Dr. Richard Scruggs. Please follow! RUFF RUFF

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Welcome to Quotable Scruggs “Here is some Sheet!” This account was made to show the brilliance of the one and only Dr. Scruggs. These quotes are his own original material by him and only him. We hope you enjoy! Please follow!

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“Im going to pour toxic waste into your streams today!”

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SUMMER UPDATE:
There was a swollen dead cat under my car. #livingmybestlife

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Today we talked about MODULATION, and travelled the U. S. A. of chords!! He says “I’m teaching kindergarteners.... what babies.” Each chord is perfectly lined up with a state for MAXIMUM KNOWLEDGE.

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“I had Advil’s for breakfast....”

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“Yes sir, ma’am, dude dudette....”

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“What’s in Finland Dr. Scruggs?”
“FINS! And Saunas.... it’s like Louisiana but not.”

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“Don’t play e flat on a bassoon in the passenger seat of a car going down the highway... you might get shot at... same with a German clarinet... oh no no no...”

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@xX_Dern_Xx RUFF RUFF *licks lips repeatedly*

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Being silly on Facebook:)))))

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“Put a bucket of cow guts in front of Italians and watch them fight for it.”

“I’m beginning to see the eyes roll in the back of your heads.. like sheep heads in buckets in the market of Barcelona soaked in some juice or something”

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“I swear you can go to Spain and build a sheep out of all the guts..”

“Chicken deer and eyeballs you can throw in soup. You can build a whole cow out of all this soup!!”

“It’s not spaghetti that makes it Italian”

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“Using plagal to describe the Middle Ages is like using Olive Garden to describe Italian food.”

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Today in early morning Music theory we had the opportunity to talk about Europe!!! Here are some quotes about our professors favorite continent.......

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“Close your eyes squint real hard and imagine the two notes that have no black key between them”

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“Sorry vegans, you are lab rats today!”

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“Have you ever like ran over a frog in the driveway and didn’t notice until you got out? oh cmon everybody has!”

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Great to have school back in session!!!!! Here is your daily SHEET
“What if Jesus was a bootlegger....” #quotesaboutlife

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Disjunct, conjunct... FULL OF JUNK

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Vocal chords are like little delicate sheets of paper. Delicate things that have to last a life time....

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“Blame the medival monks.... not me”