SPONGEBOB !

[SPONGEBOB ! @QuoteSwagBitch]

is your name math because i have a problem with you

[SPONGEBOB ! @QuoteSwagBitch]

the list of people i want to punch in the face has gotten unacceptably long

[SPONGEBOB ! @QuoteSwagBitch]

Tell me my hair smells good and ill love you forever

[SPONGEBOB ! @QuoteSwagBitch]

How God made oomf... http://t.co/QVnJvzgnT3

[SPONGEBOB ! @QuoteSwagBitch]

I really don't care about a lot of things, but when I do care, I care too much.

[SPONGEBOB ! @QuoteSwagBitch]

I'm MATURE enough to forgive you, but I'm not DUMB enough to trust you again.

[SPONGEBOB ! @QuoteSwagBitch]

When I'm bored, nobody texts me. When I'm busy, my phone blows up.

[SPONGEBOB ! @QuoteSwagBitch]

I just really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really don't care.

[SPONGEBOB ! @QuoteSwagBitch]

I have so many texts, so many calls, but the only one I wanna hear from, is you.

[SPONGEBOB ! @QuoteSwagBitch]

Parents, problems, friends, fakes, boys, love, crush, dating, responsibility, drama, heartache, failures, stress, happiness; It's life.

[SPONGEBOB ! @QuoteSwagBitch]

can monday just not.

[SPONGEBOB ! @QuoteSwagBitch]

So can we just skip to summer now?

[SPONGEBOB ! @QuoteSwagBitch]

what if your life is just a movie and billions of people in another dimension are watching it right now

[SPONGEBOB ! @QuoteSwagBitch]

I hate it when I'm trying to be serious, but then I accidentally smile.

[SPONGEBOB ! @QuoteSwagBitch]

School may be hard, annoying, and irritating. But admit it, you’re going to miss it when it ends.

[SPONGEBOB ! @QuoteSwagBitch]

That awkward moment when you're walking & then you start thinking about how you're walking, & you feel like you're walking weird

[SPONGEBOB ! @QuoteSwagBitch]

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

[SPONGEBOB ! @QuoteSwagBitch]

Hoe i will ✄ you

[SPONGEBOB ! @QuoteSwagBitch]

When someone wears that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff because they smell that damn good.