Max Jaeger

[Max Jaeger @QuoteofNoReturn]

Banana milk+crema de cacoa=the stuff that would #kill #Elvis if he were still alive

[Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) @ashleyfeinberg]

i'm sorry i'm trying to remove it

[Max Jaeger @QuoteofNoReturn]

Also #BackontheTwit cause I'm #Boardasshit

[Max Jaeger @QuoteofNoReturn]

https://t.co/ylhDnQDc80 hear this song all day working #VANS retail. Siri open Tinder? Yeah nice job being hip with the lingo. #shitpunkrock

[Max Jaeger @QuoteofNoReturn]

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[Max Jaeger @QuoteofNoReturn]

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[Max Jaeger @QuoteofNoReturn]

"I've seen the future, and it involves lobster asses"-Max

[Max Jaeger @QuoteofNoReturn]

"Optional compulsory gratuity"-#filmstudent

[Max Jaeger @QuoteofNoReturn]

"Quick! To the Drake mobile!"-#ToddintheShadows #drake

[Max Jaeger @QuoteofNoReturn]

"I feel like #DonaldTrump could be a great feature rapper"-Max

[Max Jaeger @QuoteofNoReturn]

"C-3PO is a tool"-a college professor

[Max Jaeger @QuoteofNoReturn]

"The next blockbuster documentary of the year: Canoodling for Columbine"-DJ Jazzy Jefe

[Max Jaeger @QuoteofNoReturn]

"A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining"-A Fortune Cookie Writer in a Pryamid Scheme