Brain Scratch Quotes

Quotes from the legendary Brain Scratch Comms! A Video Game/Movie commentary group on Youtube. Johnny, Ryan, Lewis, Ted and various guests! WE FOLLOW BACK

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Send me some quotes to re-post this page used to be fire

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'It doesn't matter, I have a portable checkpoint in my pants...' - Lewis (Sonic Lost Worlds)

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'Hey, my mother was an exclamation point!' - Johnny (Mighty No. 9)

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Is anyone up for a BSC quiz later? Used to really enjoy doing them!

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'You're never too young to have a Vietnam flashback' - Ryan (Gex 2)
Credit @NotFastEnough88

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'Monkey goes through jungle, oooh aahh ooh ah ah. Get the banana' - Ted (Top Nintendo Games)

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John *Sonic* - 'Oh shit, I pissed myself!'
Ted - 'You're not wearing pants, Sonic.'
Derrick - 'Still dribbling down the leg.'
(S. Shuffle)

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Ryan - 'It's time to play the greatest game ever made in the history of anything.'
Johnny- 'But we already did Final Fantasy VI.'
(OOT)

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'This chicken's so raw, not even Fai Dan can help!' - Johnny (Mass Effect)
Credit to @Bigbattle22

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T: 'YOU BOOED SANTA CLAUS! Who're gonna boo next? Jesus? The Dali Lama?'
J: 'Been there'
T: 'Mother Theresa?'
J: 'Done that'
(KI Uprising)

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'Whenever I get this power-up, I always call it the "FREEZE, Cracka!' - Clement (Mega Man VII)

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Lewis - 'Short and consistent is better than long and tedious'
Gareth 'Yeah, that's what I tell my wife every night'
(Sonic Generations)

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'You're a dragon, you eat sheep. Don't you know how these things work?' - Lewis (Spyro)

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*game freezes*
'That's fate telling us to skip this one' - Ted (Little Big Planet)

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Johnny (Luigi): 'Accept no subsitutions'
Ryan (Waluigi): 'I'm a substitution'
Johnny (Luigi): 'Nobody Fucking Cares'
(Mario Party 4)

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'Wait why fire porn? Who mentioned fire porn? How do you fuck fire?!' - Johnny (Mario Bros 2: Lost Levels)

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So I saw that this account had gone dead again, and I thought it might be time to bring it back

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*clears throat*
*straightens tie*

[Rising @RisingStar64]

@QuotesBSC "We should fight our nature, Or embrace it...?" "Men you're like so deep, I can't even see you anymore" - Lewis and Ted, 3D World