Crime Sorciere Incorrect Quotes

Crime Sorciere incorrect quotes!
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Submitted by: @bluemglory

Meredy: You know, Doranbolt is watching you again.
Ultear: I just made a to-do list for Christmas gifts preparation.
Meredy: And?..
Ultear: That's a list of what I should 'give'. And you can see 'a fuck about Doranbolt' isn't included.

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Meredy: Let's play two truths and a lie!
Jellal: My evil Siegrain self still talks to me about some violent and horny shit. I can carry Wendy with a single arm. I only like Oreo's filling.
Meredy: *laughs her soul off* The second!
Jellal: Actually I only like Oreo's cookie.

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Ultear: Would you stop accusing me of having a favourite guild member? I love all Meredy and Non-Meredys equally.

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Submitted by @bluemglory

Ultear: We are Council members from today on.
Gran Doma: Are you mad?
Siergrain: Is this totally necessary?

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Ultear: Send nudes.
Jellal: You mean dudes? You need Macbeth and Erik to help you?
Ultear: I said what I said.

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Jellal, reading a book: Don’t beat yourself up too much. You remember what I did when Erza confessed to me?
Meredy: Didn’t you thank her?
Jellal, closing his book and looking at the ceiling: I fucking thanked her.

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Lyon: I’m so happy right now I could kiss you.
Meredy: Um… Neat…
*Later*
Meredy, lying face down on the bed: I said “neat”, Jellal. Who the heck says neat these days? It’s not neat to say neat but I said it anyways cause I’m a big fat idiot.
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Brain: Sometimes I wonder if I failed as a father.
Oracion Seis: SOMETIMES???

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Meredy: I wonder if we'll ever find a haunted castle.
Ultear: What's wrong with the one we live in?
Meredy: What?
Ultear: Good night, Meredy.

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Meredy, texting Jellal: *sends a voice message*
Jellal, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Meredy: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
*Later*
Jellal: *presses play*
Meredy: THERE'S A FIRE-

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Richard: You're so mature for your age, Meredy.
Meredy: Thanks! It's the trauma.

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Jellal, drunk and looking at Erza: She's so pretty...
Meredy: Are you... crying??

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Jellal: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Sawyer: Okay, but in my defense, Erik bet me 5,000 jewels I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Jellal: No, that’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Meredy: If you had to separate Cubellios from 49 other identical appearing snakes, that were all equally excited to see you, how would you discover which one was yours?
Erik: I would take my 50 Cubellios home and live like a king.

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Jellal, on Erza's phone: *sees contact named 'Love of My Life'*
Jellal: Aww, that's-
Jellal: Wait, that's not my number. *calls the number*
The other line: This is the bakery, how can I help you?

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Sorano: Blocked. I hope you're never alone in your kitchen.

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Yajima: You're gonna get fired if you keep going on like that.
Siegrain/Jellal: Oh I'm so past getting fired right now.
Siegrain/Jellal: I'm gonna get shot.