Quotes By Harris

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I just had a sexual experience 2 months ago

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I'm coming out full dolphin at @mrJUSTINMARTIN tonight!

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Yo do you know the pornos with the hot ass flight attendants? Yeah she was that hot

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GO BACK IN YOUR BOX OF DONUTS! to: @lolcooldre

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"My penis feels like a unicorn" #smf16

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*bites into #McDouble*

"Oh it's fresh!" - Harris #mcdonalds

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"I know fashion bitch" - Harris

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"When I dumped her I had to get a new mattress. She was like #aquatica" - Harris

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"I want the @Outback #sirloin because it's good and cheap" - Harris

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"I'm an honest #Christian man! I want #penis! #suckysucky" - Harris.

(Thanks for the bday tunes @Claptone_ at Gilt Nightclub last night!)

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The ultimate #threesome? @awonderdj & @hi_mija & Harris 😁

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"I watched a lot of porn in high school cause I didn't have a lot of friends" Harris

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@DOPEitsKinGkonG my dick weighs enough

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"How big is your dick" - @_cuntbiscuits

"6.5. Just average. It's all in the hips" - Harris

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#deep #deephouse #heldeep #edm

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@xiraxe thanks for the shoutout! Be sure that to follow me for funny #QuotesByHarris

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#snorlax is legit, Wendell isn't

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"I'm going to go fart in the hallway"

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#legday #hairylegs #hairyforharry #gymproblems

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"They probably have fart flavored Popsicles"