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Jake: "How often does the train go by?" - Blues Brothers
Ian Faith: They're not gonna release the album... because they have decided that the cover is sexist.
Nigel Tufnel: Well, so what? What's wrong with bein' sexy? I mean there's no...
Ian Faith: Sex-IST!
David St. Hubbins: IST!
--This is Spinal Tap--
The Big Lebowski: They did not receive the money, you nitwit! They did not receive the money! Her life was in your hands!
Brandt: This is our concern, Dude.
--The Big Lebowski-- #randomquotes
The Dude: Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?
--The Big Lebowski-- #cultclassics
Marty DiBergi: What would you do if you couldn't play music anymore?
Mick Shrimpton: Well, as long as there's, y'know, sex and drugs, I could do without the rock & roll.
--This is Spinal Tap-- #classics
[finding a beaten man in his closet]
Leonard Shelby: ...who did this to you?
Dodd: What?
Leonard Shelby: Who did this to you?
Dodd: You did.
--Memento-- #quotes
[Nice Guy Eddie asks if anyone knows what happened to Mr. Blue]
Mr. Blonde: Either he's alive or he's dead, or the cops got him... or they don't.
--Reservoir Dogs-- #quotes
Chief Guard Barnes: [shouting at Alex, who is reading a legal document affecting his prison status]
Don't read it! Sign it!
--A Clockwork Orange-- #quotes
Carl Fox: Stop going for the easy buck and start producing something with your life. Create, instead of living off the buying and selling of others.
--Wall Street-- #classics
Grace: Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
--Ferris Bueller's Day Off-- #quotes
Sanford: Hey, I hear Caitlin's marrying an Asian drum major.
Randal Graves: Design major.
Dante Hicks: Can we not talk about this?
Sanford: Fine by me, but you're living in denial and suppressing rage, motherfucker!
--Clerks--
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: [considering the heroin deal after Tommy's funeral]
Two kilos. What's that, about ten years? Mikey Forrester, Russian sailors, what the fuck are you boys on, eh?
--Trainspotting-- #classics