QuotesoftheDay

Couple of broke college students just trying to figure out the line of whats acceptable in todays society. Hilarious quotes daily!!!

[QuotesoftheDay @QuotesFromLuke1]

“Im about to buy a sex doll bcuz I can’t get any pussy and I run better when I smash. Im gonna get a mixed one” #sexdoll #porn #freakysunday

[QuotesoftheDay @QuotesFromLuke1]

https://t.co/FNmV2I2ut4 Imagine being as dumb as @corbinasmith My favorite part is when he calls out the patriots for having undersized white receivers, as if @Edelman11 didn’t just go for 140 yards in the biggest game. #hilarious

[QuotesoftheDay @QuotesFromLuke1]

“You said you came in my ear” #cumproblems #milfs #fatnutt

[QuotesoftheDay @QuotesFromLuke1]

“What kind of dumb fucking dickhead doesn’t know how to use an xbox” #dumb #xbox

[QuotesoftheDay @QuotesFromLuke1]

Getting ready to start calculus class and a kid gets up and leaves. As he’s leaving he says “not today” 😂😂 #mood #fuckmondays

[QuotesoftheDay @QuotesFromLuke1]

My roommate- “I gotta start using mouthwash”
Me- “I got two massive things of it back in the room”
My roommate- “I got two massive cavities” #wednesdaythoughts #dentist #teeth #college

[QuotesoftheDay @QuotesFromLuke1]

“Bro, it smells like dirty socks in here” *sprays febreeze for at least a minute* #socks #dormroom #necessary

[QuotesoftheDay @QuotesFromLuke1]

“Yo, we should start a business, we gotta utilize my genius” #genius #entrepreneurs #werebroke

[QuotesoftheDay @QuotesFromLuke1]

Me- “Yo, I’m about to rip one”
My roommate- “no you are not”
Me- “nah it’s okay, we’re about to leave, I rip em at strategic times”
#moesmonday #tossthetoiletpaper #silentkiller #mondaythoughts

[QuotesoftheDay @QuotesFromLuke1]

"I think the reason why my iron is so low is because I'm menstruating out of my shnozz" #gotoschool #notawoman #plzhelpimtrapped

[QuotesoftheDay @QuotesFromLuke1]

"Whats up with the sexual assault this time of year" #doublestandards #nomeansno #respectwomen #useprotection