Classic Haus Quotes

Just your average American family.

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"I didn't even make this hole!" and "Like my American boxers?" -Keegan Haus

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Most athletic thing Kira Haus has ever done in her 15 years of life.

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Pipe's Tooth https://t.co/kIPaoF4Enf please help this man out

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Dennis, "I don't have any favorite children, I hate all my kids."

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Bought the family cat at a garage sale for 10$. 7 years later Dennis now loves the cat more than his kids.

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Dennis is accused of running from cops last Halloween. Dennis responds, "I haven't ran since 5th grade!"

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"You haven't had that much hair since 10th grade" @Trev_Haus

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Dennis loves beer.

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Dennis takes the day off tomorrow says he needs a "Mental Health Day".

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@QuotesHaus @Trev_Haus response, "It's a 1.5 mile walk Dennis hasn't walked 1.5 miles since senior year of high school"

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St. Andrews' Festival runs out of beer, Denis Haus makes the long walk home leaving his wife and daughter behind.

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"How much sweet corn did I eat?" -Dennis Haus

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"Needs new tires anyway" -Dennis Haus

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@trev_haus

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@hills_elise @HausKeegan11 Trevyn Haus everyone

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Trev is picking paint off Keegan key. "Stop Trevyn, that's the only why I know my keys!" Sam, "Keegan you have two keys."

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Doesn't know number.Sam,"What if it's an African prince who needs your money"Denis,"What if it's an African princess who needs a little uhuh

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Have a fire going. Justin, "Keegan get some wood." Keegan, "Got plenty!"

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"Last time I played night games Gwen got pregnant" -Denis Haus