Quotes By Max

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🎤Video Game with Sister The sister is youngThe barista at Original Boba was an older man who had been making bubble tea for over thirty years. He spoke little English, but he smiled and gestured for Lila to sit down, bringing her a cup of his classic black tea bubble tea, no su

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😭Sausage sandwich Sausage, tastyA little while later, I hear a bird singing loudly from the oak tree. I look up, and see a woodpecker pecking at the tree trunk. It’s black and white, with a red crest, and it’s pecking quickly, making a loud tapping sound. I watch it, fascinat

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🗂Coffee with milk and chocolate crumbsAdjust plans using honest constructive feedback, view failure as guidance not permanent harsh judgment on your worth. Retry with smarter strategies, criticism unlocks hidden untapped inner potential deep within your spirit.

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💩Cat drinks milk with sugarThat evening, as they walked home, hand in hand, the sun setting behind them, Clara picked a pink rose from the bush they’d planted so many years ago, and she held it in her hand, smiling.

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Max: Mom, did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
Mom: What school!?
Max: It's okay, he woke up.

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"Mom, can I get a tissue for sister's nose? I want her to be cute as possible."

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"I don't want sister to grow up, mom. She's just so cute."

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*referring to a 5yo boy*
"He bit me!! Someone call Animal Control!"

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"You're addicted to the phone! You need to take a break!"

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"I just wanna be the way I wanna be."

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"Mom, I'm so glad I'm a boy because I don't have to get pregnant."

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"Mom, we are cavemen but we upgraded to humans, right?"

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Auntie Chan: I'm so proud of you, trying new things.
Me: I know, I tried this like 2 years ago.

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"Daddy, I really want a friend that's an Orca whale. I really want a friend in the ocean."

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"Mom, what's the friend zone?"

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Mom: Who told you this information?
Me: My brain. My brain told me.

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"Mom, I think my nose is broken. I can't smell anything."

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*wipes up spit up*
"Oh man, I guess my food didn't digest!"

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To Ming @ttttavie :
"When are you gonna get fired? When you get fired I'm gonna be happy cuz you'll be home all the time."