Quotes by E-Matt

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Emoji game strong! #QBEM

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Evan: I'm gonna rub you
Sean: pause
Evan: I stand by what I said
#QBEM

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Go lift #QBEM

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Tom braider #QBEM

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Welcome to real life.... #QBEM

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Go for a laugh. #QBEM

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"Step your damn selfie game up" #QBEM

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@mdubkicks is literally the girl @SeanKHennessey #quotesbyevanmatteson

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"You have Aladdin? Fuck yeah plug it in" #quotesbyevanmatteson

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"Is it vaginal?"

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And if a girl shoots you down it's not the end of the world! It's the sluts fault for not recognizing you're a top cunt!! #QbEM

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Just because there's a big goalie doesn't mean you can't score.

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Lean wit it cock wit it. #quotesbyevanmatteson

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If I have a daughter that gets pregnant before shes married, shes never allowed in my house and I'm murdering the father.

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Why does my towel smell like captain crunch? #quotesbyevanmatteson