Best Comedy Quotes

@QuotesOfStandUp

The best quotes of stand up comedy!

Joined March 2014

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about 12 years ago

"I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me." - Doug Stanhope

over 12 years ago

"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?" - George Carlin

over 12 years ago

"We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free." - Bill Hicks