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Simpsons Quotes
@QuotesSimpson
Tweeting quotes from the best seasons, run by a fan, for fans. (Run by @GummiVenusDMilo)
Joined June 2012
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Simpsons Quotes
@QuotesSimpson
about 4 years ago
"You're serving us gruel?" "Not quite. This is Krusty brand imitation gruel. Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference."
Simpsons Quotes
@QuotesSimpson
about 4 years ago
Wow, what an ending! Who would have though Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father?
Simpsons Quotes
@QuotesSimpson
about 4 years ago
If he marries your mother, Marge, we'll be brother and sister! And then our kids, they'll be horrible freaks with pink skin, no overbites, and five fingers on each hand!
Simpsons Quotes
@QuotesSimpson
over 4 years ago
I don't want you playing with something that has such bizarre hair. Awful, awful hair.
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Simpsons Quotes
@QuotesSimpson
over 4 years ago
"I hate those Shelbyville jerks!" "Honey, I was born in Shelbyville." "And it tears me up inside!"
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@QuotesSimpson
over 4 years ago
Only who can prevent forest fires? You pressed "you," referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.
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@QuotesSimpson
over 4 years ago
Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub, and I come from... some place far away. Yes, that'll do.
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@QuotesSimpson
over 4 years ago
"That's it, little girl! You've saved Itchy and Scratchy!" "Please sign these papers indicating that you did not save Itchy and Scratchy."
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@QuotesSimpson
over 4 years ago
🎶 Nacho, nacho man! I want to be a nacho man. 🎶
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@QuotesSimpson
over 4 years ago
Ooh, a head bag! Those are chock-full of... heady goodness.
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@QuotesSimpson
over 4 years ago
I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
Simpsons Quotes
@QuotesSimpson
over 4 years ago
Disingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery! A pox on them!
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over 4 years ago
@QuotesSimpson
A caller at this hour? You dial 9-1 then when I say so, dial 1 again.
Simpsons Quotes
@QuotesSimpson
over 4 years ago
Milhouse, give him back his soul. I've got work tomorrow.
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over 4 years ago
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Simpsons Quotes
@QuotesSimpson
over 4 years ago
When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!
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@QuotesSimpson
over 4 years ago
"Are you guys talking about the west side!?" "No, Cookie. I swear it. I'm scared of you."
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@QuotesSimpson
over 4 years ago
"What town did we just crush?" "Shelbyville." "YAY!"
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@QuotesSimpson
over 4 years ago
When you get to be our age, you'll learn a few things. Like when a sign says "Do not feed the bears," man, you'd better not feed the bears.
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@QuotesSimpson
over 4 years ago
"Supper time, boys!" "Oh, boy! Liver!" "Iron helps us play."
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