TLW Incorrect Quotes

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Alice : Wait 'till I'm famous on TikTok!
Bette: Oh I love TikTok!
Alice: Wait. Really?
Bette: I'm following the Le Creuset community. They're cast iron casseroles.
Alice: Ew? Can't you follow something cool at least?
Bette: Good luck being "cool" my dear friend.
Alice: Hey!

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Alice: Bette and Tina won't answer their phone. I'm worried.
Shane: It's Valentine's day.
*Phone rings*
Alice: It's them! Hi B-
Bette: We didn't leave the country only to be harassed today, Al. We're busy, happy valentine's day.
Tina: We love you!
*Phone clicks*
Alice: Uh rude!

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Tina: Look at that. The French are on a strike again. Who is surprised?
Bette: That's part of the charm. C'mon, we're gonna visit the Atelier des lumières.
Tina: I have no idea what you just said, but it was very sexy. Do it again?

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*From the other side of the room*
Tina: Hey, what's wrong with Angie?
Shane: Uh... nothing I think. Just Alice...
Tina: Babbling about Tasha again?
Shane: Yeah

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Alice: And anyway, that's how we ended up in Monterey. We had fish tacos and Tasha was so funny she...
*Angie looking half-dead*
Alice: ... because who would have thought that Tasha could find...
*Angie's eyes start to water*
Alice: ... and Tasha hit the...
*Angie shuts her eyes*

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Alice: Are you interested in my love life?
Angie: Are you inviting me to question you or do you want me to say no?
Alice: A no would be great.
Angie: Then, no.
Alice: You're the best.

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Alice: You need to control your wife.
Bette: I'd thought you would know better than to ask me something like that. What did Tina do?
Alice: Ever since I've been... seeing Tasha, she's always in my business.
Bette: Ooooh so you're seeing her?
Alice: God! You're just as bad as her!

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Shane: Is Tina alright?
Bette: Mmh? She is. She's feeling a little down because she's persuaded that she has anger issues.
Tina: What if I do?
Bette: As someone who used to bark at everyone including the lovely woman who had done nothing wrong to warrant it, I don't think so.

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Bette: Lead the way Mrs Porter-Kennard.
Tina: God, I really like when you call me that.

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Tina: Tell you what. Why don't we take a day off and start over tomorrow?
Bette: A day off? T, it's our honeymoon.
Tina: And that's exactly why we shouldn't wait in a cold airport for... 6 hours and buy new tickets for tomorrow instead. It's not like we can't afford it.

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Bette: Was it on your bingo card for our plane to get delayed?
Tina: Aside from marrying you, everything was one big surprise. Are you okay?
*Bette shrugs*
*Tina arches an eyebrow*
Bette: I wish just one thing would go right, you know? But I'm with you and that's all that matters

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Tina: Good morning, Alice! Is that Tasha I see in the back?
Alice: Don't be so nosy.
Tina: You're the one to talk. HI TASHA!
Alice: ShuDKFGKZSKG
Tasha: Um... Hi, Tina. How are you doing?
Tina: Great, thank you 😊

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Tina: Canada is better in so many ways but there's ONE thing that is so much worse.
Bette: The weather?
Tina: Okay. Yeah, the winter is terrible. But I meant the traf- MOVE! IT'S GREEN? THE LIGHT IS GREEN?
*Turning toward Bette*
Tina: Do you think I have anger issues maybe?

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Angie: How is it possible that your friends mix says 29% compatibility? You're MARRIED!
Bette: Well, I enjoy T's music too so I just use her phone when I want to listen to it.
Tina: Same.
Angie: You know you could just follow the playlist right?
Bette: Follow?
Tina: The what?

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*Heaven, 2023*
Kit: What is this Toc Toc thing and why is Alice always talking about it?
Dana: She's a goof, it's so funny, look

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Tina: Where do you wanna go?
Bette: Where do YOU wanna go?
Tina: We went downtown last time because I wanted to check out that library. It's your turn now.
Bette: Alright. We could stroll along the wharf, stop at St. Lawrence to eat?
Tina: Sounds perfect to me.

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B&T: Hi, Al! Wassup?
Alice: Must you do everything together now? Do we need to have an intervention again?
Tina: Again?
Alice: Fuzzy slippers?
*T rolls her eyes*
Bette: No help needed, we're enjoying our first real day together in a week
Alice: I hate you.
B&T: We love you too!

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Alice: You know, I was in the car too. I played a fundamental part in that happy outcome.
Tina: I know. Bette and I are very lucky to have such great friends like you.
Alice: Yeah. I thought that it should be mentioned, you know.
Tina: I love you, Alice.
Alice: *tears up*

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Tina: The most romantic thing Bette has ever done for me? Uh... There was that time after the burgers... the elevator... um no. Lemme think... Got it! She ran after my car and made the most beautiful declaration I have ever heard in my life.
Bette: It's because it was sincere.

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Dani: Hey, Bette I nee-
Alice: Look Dani I'm on TikTok! Can you help me put that funny effect on my lipsync video?
Shane: *looking toward the sky* Finally free, thank you.