iCarly Quotes

I know, you see, somehow the world will change for me...

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“We promised each other we'd never speak of it again. Oh man, I’ve been speaking of it again!” - Freddie #iCarly

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“Just keep kissing those frogs, Carly. This prince can wait.” - Freddie #iCarly

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“Stabbing isn't really an emotion, it's more of an... activity. Which I hope you don't do it to me.” - Spencer #iCarly

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“Why can't school start at like two in the afternoon?” “And end at 2:04?” “Yes! Someone who understands!” - Sam & Carly #iCarly

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“So, your older brother is actually shaped like that?” “No, no, he has a head.” - Jake & Carly #iCarly

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“You know, most guys have to get married to suffer this kind of abuse.” - Spencer #iCarly

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"Whose banana is this?!" - Gibby #iCarly

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“Wanna visit my summer home in Prague and meet my cousin, the Pope?” - Spencer #iCarly

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"When isn't a bleeding pickle hilarious?" "When the pickle's children are watching…" – Sam & Carly #iCarly

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"Man, how can David Schwimmer hold his breath this long? Wait... he's not moving." - Freddie #iCarly

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"I made a cop think his feet got cut off." – Sam #iCarly

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"Nice! First they insult my art, then they call me dead! Which incidentally I'm not!" - Spencer #iCarly

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“If you tell Sam I told you, she'll kick me in places that should never be kicked!” - Freddie #iCarly

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“I want to tell you a secret.” “OK.” “Come here...” “I'm already here! What's the secret?” “I like fried chicken.” - Sam & Carly #iCarly

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“Man, it’s gone.” “What’s gone?” “My thumb. It was there a second ago...” - Sam & Carly #iCarly

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"I'm down, I'm cool, I'm... jiggly." - Carly #iCarly

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"She dances like a diseased elephant!" - Carly #iCarly

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"They started out talking… then there was yelling… and then our couch was in the kitchen." – Carly #iCarly

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"See, here's a peanut butter sandwich that Sam took from some kid at school." "Yeah, I'M the kid!" - Carly & Gibby #iCarly