SarcasticBitch

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[Jessica Snow @jade22887]

Nine months before I was born I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom

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My ex? Yeah I'd hit that.... With a car

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Some people could use a good fuck. In the ass. With a cactus

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Oh I didn't tell you? Must of been none of your business then

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Here's a condom, I figured since you act like a dick you can dress like one

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Honey, putting a pretty shirt over your muffin top does not make it a cupcake

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I may look calm, but in my head I've punched you three times bitch

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I cant count how many times I've thought about running my cart into the heels of people who block the aisles at the grocery store

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I thought of you today. I also threw up a little in my mouth, it must of been a coincidence

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I'm not saying your a slut, but if dicks could fly your mouth would be an airport

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I'm not saying your a whore, im just sayin you use the last guys semen to lube of for the next one

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If your ass had a "like" button id totally click it

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You think flirting with my boyfriend is cute? Well we will see if its cute when I punch you in your stupid looking face bitch

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Condoms: Because that 1 guy you banged, banged 17 girls that banged 299 guys that banged 1,012 girls that banged 8,023 guys

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We're not alcoholics. We only drink on weekends. Or special occasions. Or boredom. Or thursdays, which some people consider the weekend...

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If u dont see it with your own eyes or hear it with your own ears, then dont invent it with your small mind & spread it with your big mouth

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Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale. Once upon a time, no one gave a shit.
The end.

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I do what I can "@MEAddict: @QuotezICanRel8 lmao good one"

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I’m a bitch? You’re a bitch. Your mom’s a bitch for having a bitch, your dad’s a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who’s the bitch? Bitch