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50% anonymous 80% of the time.

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"Farm to Table" is great if we're only talking about food.

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3 Things Beginning with “C” I Shall Never Learn to Love: Cigars, Charades, Candycorn.

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@ItsMattConner I’m on it.

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Considering the labors required just to bring it up to the level of coleslaw, why is cabbage still a thing?

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@KimKierkegaard In the midst of my deep enjoyment of life, how do I also cultivate the bleak despair necessary to remain hip and relevant?

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The Commuter: In a radical non-departure from his other recent movie roles, Liam Neeson plays a man who must take out multiple bad guys when his family is threatened--but this time, it's on PUBLIC TRANSIT, baby!

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@rainnwilson https://t.co/8kzOz6lU4L

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All the Money In the World: Proves it's possible to make a movie trailer 4.8 times vibier than the actual film, while also helpfully reminding us that extreme, sociopathic greed can be extreme and sociopathic.

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Darkest Hour: Unable to compete with the massive production budget of "Dunkirk," this dark, muted film mines the same slice of history for 1/3 of the cost, limiting the epic scope by reimagining Churchill as a semi-coherent, Johnnie-Walker-swilling, subterranean tunnel-dweller.

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Lady Bird: Borrowing G. K. Chesterton's summation of Robinson Crusoe, "[Christine] is a [girl] on a small rock with a few comforts just snatched from the sea: the best thing in the [film] is simply the list of things saved from the wreck. The greatest of poems is an inventory."

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The Greatest Showman: Marvel's Wolverine franchise reboots with this confusing new origins story based on the twin hypotheticals that none of the X-Men ever discovered their superhuman powers, and that big musical numbers are adequate replacement for character development.

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Thor Ragnarok: One of the less abrasive results of controversial 2010 Hollywood legislation mandating >58% of movies be about superheroes.

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The Last Jedi: Muppets in Space must endure a skewed universe in which any good must always be offset by an equal amount of evil.

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@russramsey All the more ambiguous because the two men look like they could be the same man.

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All the Money In the World: Proves it's possible to make a movie trailer 4.8 times vibier than the actual film, while also helpfully reminding us that extreme, sociopathic greed can be extreme and sociopathic.

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I maybe saw 3 movies in theaters in the previous year. Then I got MoviePass for Christmas. They have no idea how much money they're about to lose on me. For your amusement, I shall tweet one-sentence reviews of every movie I see. Buckle up.

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Release day! EVERY MOMENT HOLY is now available @ https://t.co/Pk0rL5O1vc! https://t.co/JBYQiqyNCv @quothdouglas

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Meme Fever has taken hold of me. I couldn't stop if I wanted to.
(And I don't want to.)
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I made my first meme. How is it I get paid for this?

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So psyched for Game 8! Let's see if Cleveland can tie the series up tonight at four games apiece! #YouHaveToWinByTwo

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Promise me you'll never forget how FREE this is...
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