Penguins Poet

tweeting pure poetry about the Pittsburgh Penguins

[Penguins Poet @QuothThePengu1n]

@ThomasD30630662 Um, it’s a fact, not a joke. Your team has been an embarrassment for fifty years.

[Phil Holloway ✈️ @PhilHollowayEsq]

This is a crime and should be prosecuted as such

Committing a crime on a basketball court doesn’t make it less of a crime

This is an aggravated assault

[DK Pittsburgh Sports @DKPghSports]

Geoff Hoffman: "The Penguins are going to be in Pittsburgh and always be in Pittsburgh as long as the Hoffmanns are in Pittsburgh, and the Hoffmanns plan to be in Pittsburgh for generations to come." -- From Taylor Haase in Pittsburgh

[Mark Madden @MarkMaddenX]

If you get mad over a loss that has no bearing on anythjng moving forward, you just want to get mad. US has a good team.

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

The Stanley Cup is at the PGA Championship. Which I believe is the closest it’s been to Philadelphia in 50+ years. Congrats Flyers fans!

[Stormy @StormyCanes]

Gritty after beating the Pens vs Gritty after being swept

[Martin Bauer @martinmbauer]

When Pluto was demoted from planet status

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Flyers fans trying to figure out how to blame the refs when their team gets swept

[Penguins Poet @QuothThePengu1n]

@GeorgePasq1 How’s it going lol

[Penguins Poet @QuothThePengu1n]

Watching the #Flyers crash and burn is almost better than watching the Penguins win lol

This is great.

[Glue guy @D00kieron696]

@_kyle_frey Nope. THESE are our Stanley cups. See any in your lifetime?

[Sidney Crosby 🐐 HQ - Esquire @crosbyhistory87]

The Flyers should move to Kansas City.

They haven’t won a Stanley Cup since 1975 and our 4th best player ever (Malkin) might be better than their best player ever.

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

If your kid is invited to another kid's birthday party, YOU GO.

I don't care. Drag your kid. Bribe them if you have to.

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

Coming soon: the Kansas City Flyers.

[nhlpens @nhlpens]

@Stu_No_Gotz Yea and we still have the same amount of wins as the Flyers in the last week. Kind of embarrassing for you guys.

[ryan 🛸 @OTCellyy]

those Malkin and Chinakhov extension notifications are going to hit like crack

[PensInsider @ThePensInsider]

Ah, that’s a shame, Philadelphia

[Mark Madden @MarkMaddenX]

Typical. Clear out like rats the minute the ship starts sinking. Philly scumbags. Have you ever seen the Flyers win the Cup?

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Perfectly timed moments

[Penguins Poet @QuothThePengu1n]

@GordonsWord Just four numbers: "1975"

lol