EverymanHYBRID Quote Bot

PAUSED FOR NOW | EverymanHYBRID quotes every ? hours. (Contains Spoilers!) | Trans Rights! | # of quotes in rotation: 512

[EverymanHYBRID Quote Bot @QuotingEMH]

This account is a bot, but it is run by two mods, [M] and [S]. We may pop in every now and then to post random EMH-related things, or answer questions about what episode a quote came from (as we do have a giant quote doc). We hope you enjoy the bot! [M]

[EverymanHYBRID Quote Bot @QuotingEMH]

Fuck, ok, that didnt work. I'm going to keep searching for a free alternative. I'm not calling it quits yet, but there's a chance this bot is just dead. Sorry for making so many non-bot tweets. I'll stay silent until I find an Actual solution. [M]

[EverymanHYBRID Quote Bot @QuotingEMH]

I'll continue to try to get the "butterfly" edition of the bot up, but their API won't let me for whatever reason. I'll get it one of these days. Thanks for reading. [M] [5/5]

[EverymanHYBRID Quote Bot @QuotingEMH]

Bot should be back now. Twitter no longer allows for free API usage, so we're now using @GimmickBots to host the bot, with the caveat being we tweet once every 3 hours now. Sorry about the downtime, but we should be back on the road now! [M]

[EverymanHYBRID Quote Bot @QuotingEMH]

I refuse to leave this platform even though every single interesting thing about it is slowly being commercialized. Maybe that's a fault we all have. But I'll keep running this bot until the site dies. Or I die, but I'm betting this site goes first. [4/5]

[EverymanHYBRID Quote Bot @QuotingEMH]

guess who has two thumbs, survived finals, missed the birthday of EMH, and then proceeded to go halfway across the country and forgot to check if their bot turned off at some point in the last month (I'll get it up by the end of the week, sorry about that! Also late birthday 🎉)

[EverymanHYBRID Quote Bot @QuotingEMH]

It's all I have. All that keeps me sane.

[EverymanHYBRID Quote Bot @QuotingEMH]

And then, and THEN, this fucker started travelling the country and apparently after he killed his kids, decided on a whim to just, you know, take a trip.

[EverymanHYBRID Quote Bot @QuotingEMH]

Ma'am? You shouldn't be sleeping here, it really isn't conducive.

[EverymanHYBRID Quote Bot @QuotingEMH]

I-59 south. I'm not playing someone's game. Let's break the rules and follow a loop-hole. Something he didn't intend for me to find. [J]

[EverymanHYBRID Quote Bot @QuotingEMH]

What frightened me the most, was the honesty exhibited in their pleading explanations. If they weren’t lying, there was something terribly wrong. And if they were honest, which I believe they always are… then I don’t know how they easily traveled this far.

[EverymanHYBRID Quote Bot @QuotingEMH]

Why… Why does this seem familiar? And why does it not feel good?

[EverymanHYBRID Quote Bot @QuotingEMH]

You feel like, y'know, when your favorite shopping mall closes down, and you look at the abandoned building. And all the memories are there but… it's not the same? It's… I've never been here but… It feels like home.

[EverymanHYBRID Quote Bot @QuotingEMH]

On this brisk autumn day, I feel... excited. Things seem brighter. I know we'll find her and everything will be fine. This will work. [J]

[EverymanHYBRID Quote Bot @QuotingEMH]

THE FIREBRAND SHALL DEFECT AND SELF IMMOLATE, NO LONGER DEFINING THE TWO WITHIN.

[EverymanHYBRID Quote Bot @QuotingEMH]

TRIAL ONE PART TWO POSTED. CHOOSE ONE OF YOUR BELOVED ITEMS. BURY IT. MARK THE GRAVE. LEAVE IT BEHIND.

[EverymanHYBRID Quote Bot @QuotingEMH]

Isn't she the sweetest?
We're probably wanted for something at this point. Thank goodness we're under the ploy of "Everyman" and "Damsel," eh?
Check the Twitter for an upcoming... request? We have our ally now, maybe she can "show us" a few things that have gone unnoticed. [J]

[EverymanHYBRID Quote Bot @QuotingEMH]

My sleeping habits have been improving. Doctor Weiss says I can lay off the pills in a few weeks.